Owned! By a cashier

[Anakah]

This one is short and sweet.

Anyway, lets all remember that I am a cashier.

SC: I want the local kenny rogers.

Me: I'm not sure what you mean.

SC: *gets that look of 'are YOU an idiot'* I said, I want the local kenny rogers!

Me: I'm still confused. What do you want?

She kind of mumbled it to begin with and I interpreted it as that.

SC: The tickets! BIG eyeroll at me.

Oh.

Me: Oh, see, we're the cashiers. You need to go to ____. Which is right around the corner.

SC: ....

And she was off.

She could've been nicer about it. And what gets me, there is a HUGE sign over the top of my head that says: Cashier. But I should know it doesn't matter the size or where its placed it may as well not even exist.

[HALFHUMANHALFZOMBIE]

Oh god I hate how they make a big pause to their conclusion that you're an idiot kind of attitude! If you don't understand me just find ways for me to understand better not make me less helpful!!

[Andara Bledin]

SC: I want the local kenny rogers.

Me: I'm not sure what you mean.

SC: *gets that look of 'are YOU an idiot'* I said, I want the local kenny rogers!

Me: I'm still confused. What do you want?

She kind of mumbled it to begin with and I interpreted it as that.

SC: The tickets! BIG eyeroll at me.

Now, see, if someone did that to me, I'd direct them to the local mall.

Because I'd assume they were asking for directions to the Kenny Roger's Roasters, which is a cafe there.

The way that woman said it was just plain sucky.

^-.-^

[Pagan]

Now, see, if someone did that to me, I'd direct them to the local mall.

Because I'd assume they were asking for directions to the Kenny Roger's Roasters, which is a cafe there.

I would have whipped out the phone book and looked up some random guy named Kenny Rogers! Hey, didn't ask for the Kenny Rogers now, didja?

Anyone remember the "Cheers" episode where there was some bet that Sam was going to lose unless he married Jane Seymour, I think, by midnight? And he just found a random woman named "Jane Seymour"?

[Rapscallion]

I think there was an entertainer of sorts by that name, wasn't there? Could have called his agent, I guess.

Rapscallion

[Tria]

I think there was an entertainer of sorts by that name, wasn't there? Could have called his agent, I guess.

Rapscallion

Kenny Rogers is a hearthrob. Bunch of old, but good music.

[Becks]

SC: I want the local kenny rogers.

Does he also sing "The Gambler"?

[Kusanagi]

Yep.

He's also the spokesman for my local casino.

[Bella_Vixen]

Don't forget the (former?) Major League pitcher of the same name...

[strawbabies]

Now, see, if someone did that to me, I'd direct them to the local mall.

Because I'd assume they were asking for directions to the Kenny Roger's Roasters, which is a cafe there.

They still have those where you live? I'm jealous.

[Polenicus]

Is it just me, or are SC's starting to sound more and more like crazy people?

SC: 73!
Cashier: Ummm... what?
SC: *Snaps fingers in Cashier's face* 73! 73!
Cashier: I'm sorry, I don't know what you want.
SC: My god, are you stupid?

At this point, it branches. Either they want item #73 in the 1999 Sears catalogue, page 14 (In which case they're in the wrong store, wrong department, and wrong decade) and are a Sucky Customer, or are about to go off on a rant about how aliens have had control of the marshmellow supply since 1973, and are a Crazy Person.

Until you find out what they want, there is really no way to tell the difference. In a lot of cases, even after you find out what they want you can't tell.

[Marxfan]

The worst thing is, it's their mistake, their idiocy... and they never apologize or seem to feel stupid about it!!

[DGoddessChardonnay]

Kenny Rogers is a hearthrob. Bunch of old, but good music.

He was . . . 25 years ago.

Now, IMHO, he looks like a freak after having plastic surgery around his eyes.

[MystyGlyttyr]

I wonder if she's related to the one I had wanting concert tickets...from the NEWSPAPER.

http://www.customerssuck.com/board/s...ead.php?t=8343