You're all probably going to think this will suck, but whatever.
This topic is for jokes with realistic punchlines. You take a popular joke, and change the punchline:
ORIGINAL: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with! HAR
REALISTIC:
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was a skeleton, which is usually the remains of a deceased person or animal, but they can also be made of plastic for exhibition in museums or science classes. In any case, he was not a living being, and as such, could not go to a party to socialize.
Like that, only don't post the original.
What? I like it.
This topic is for jokes with realistic punchlines. You take a popular joke, and change the punchline:
ORIGINAL: Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
He had nobody to go with! HAR
REALISTIC:
Why didn't the skeleton go to the party?
Because he was a skeleton, which is usually the remains of a deceased person or animal, but they can also be made of plastic for exhibition in museums or science classes. In any case, he was not a living being, and as such, could not go to a party to socialize.
Like that, only don't post the original.
What? I like it.
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