I am gonna be so sucky tomorrow

[customersruinmylife]

Tomorrow is my last shift, and I don't intend on putting up with any SC's! Especially after tonight:

Nice to see you too

I hadn't even started work yet, I was walking from the entrance to the bar. A woman walks up to me, she can clearly see I haven't started yet as I am carrying my bag and don't have the full uniform on.

SC: YOU ARE A DISGRACE!!
Me: Um, can I ask why?
SC: THERE ARE DIRTY GLASSES ON MY TABLE! DIRTY DIRTY DIRTY!
Me: OK, I'll send someone over.
SC: I HAVE BEEN HERE FOR TEN MINUTES AND NO ONE HAS CLEANED MY TABLE!
Me: Well, as you can see from the large crowd of people at the bar, the staff are a little busy.
SC: THAT'S NO EXCUSE! IT'S DISGRACEFUL! YOU'RE ALL DISGRACEFUL!

I didn't bother sending anyone to her table, the bitch had to do it herself.

That's not even a sentance.

I start my shift. There is a HUGE crowd on the bar. I have no idea who is next, so I walk up to my register.

Me: OK then, who was next?

I am greeted by a high pitched "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!" along with four other customers barking orders at me.

I ignore them all and go to the terrified looking quiet guy in the corner.

The Weird Feminist

For some reason, I was the only male member of staff on duty. The manager was female, the kitchen were all female, and so were the rest of the bar staff. Hey, I loved it. One female customer did not agree.

SC: Excuse me. Can you tell me where all the men are?
Me: Men?
SC: Yes, you're the only male working, where are the rest?
Me: They're all off tonight, there was meant to be another but he is sick.
SC: So you didn't get a male to cover him?
Me: No, we could only get a female member of staff for cover.
SC: That is sexist! Why are you working with all these women?
Me: Well, I do like to earn money to afford to eat...
SC: IT IS SEXIST! THERE ARE NO MEN! NO MEN!
Me: Maybe there will be some tomorrow night.
SC: I won't be here to find out, I won't be drinking in this sexist bar again!

Bitch Fight

A customer came up complaining she cut her hand in the ladies toilet. We were shocked to walk in there and find a broken window! The woman starts going insane, saying she is going to sue us, until one of the door staff comes up.

Door Staff: Someone has just reported a fight in the ladies toilet, one of the windows has broken.
SC: YES AND I CUT MY FUCKING HAND ON IT!

Next thing I know, another woman appears behind the doorstaff, and starts pointing at the SC.

Woman: It was her! It was her!
Me: What was?
Woman: She was in the fight! She went to swipe for someone and put her hand through the window!
SC: Uuuuuh...I....uhhhhh
Me: OK, I'm calling the police.

I have never seen a drunkerd run so fast from a building. We didn't get the police involved in the end, it was too much hassel considering how busy we were, but I do wonder what would have happened if she had hit her target instead of the window.

[BookstoreEscapee]

SC: That is sexist! Why are you working with all these women?
Me: Well, I do like to earn money to afford to eat...
SC: IT IS SEXIST! THERE ARE NO MEN! NO MEN!
Me: Maybe there will be some tomorrow night.
SC: I won't be here to find out, I won't be drinking in this sexist bar again!

huh?


my other thought:

SC: That is sexist! Why are you working with all these women?

cuz they're cute and I'm hoping to get some tonight...?

[bigjimaz]

...I was the only male member of staff on duty...Hey, I loved it...

Ahh, to go back to the days when I was the mid-forties guy working with 8 high school and college-aged young women. Wonderful to behold!

The only bad thing is that, for the most part, every time they opened their mouths it reminded me that the intellectual difference between us was even greater than the age difference.

[BookstoreEscapee]

Ahh, to go back to the days when I was the mid-forties guy working with 8 high school and college-aged young women. Wonderful to behold!

The only bad thing is that, for the most part, every time they opened their mouths it reminded me that the intellectual difference between us was even greater than the age difference.

Our old cafe manager was that guy...I think the fact that most of the cafe workers were young girls was not an accident...

[Crazeyal]

Well, you don't seem the type to give the non-sucky ones a problem.. so FIRE AWAY!!!

Good luck!

[JustADude]

SC: IT IS SEXIST! THERE ARE NO MEN! NO MEN!

I'm betting she wanted to oogle the cute guys on the staff or something. If you want men so bad, go drink at a chippendale bar or something.

That's like a guy going into an average bar and bitching because the staff doesn't look like the Hooters girls or (my preference of the two) the women that work at Coyote Ugly.

[Knightmare]

For some reason, I was the only male member of staff on duty.

Eheh heh hehe.. Dude.. you said "male member."

[Becks]

All this in one night?



You know, I like being the only girl working with guys. It can be funny when they try to act and talk like gentlemen "because there's a lady present" and then forget. I laugh at them and talk about my male harem.