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  • Drive-by littering.

    SC: *mumbles something, then throws her rubbish onto the counter and runs off.*
    Me:

  • #2
    bastard SC...it drives me nuts when people do crap like that.
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    • #3
      Quoth Hon'ya-chan View Post
      SC: *mumbles something, then throws her rubbish onto the counter and runs off.*
      Me:
      I wanna know what she mumbled. Like she was doing the work of some secret organization that's out to dirty every counter. "Take this you money grubbing capitalists!! VIVA LA MARX!!!!" *scurries off* and everyone looks in the general direction with a confused face.
      It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
      ~~~H.L. Mencken

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      • #4
        Quoth Aldous View Post
        VIVA LA MARX!!!!
        "It's a bomb! Duck!"
        "I call murder on that!"

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        • #5
          Probably one of my favorite SC phrases..."you can just throw that out"

          Can I? Can I really?!
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            Quoth Juwl View Post
            "It's a bomb! Duck!"
            A bomb duck? What's a bomb duck?




            ha ha, just kidding!
            This area is left blank for a reason.

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            • #7
              Quoth karma_gypsy View Post
              A bomb duck? What's a bomb duck?
              Maybe that sort of duck is related to the one in Pearls Before Swine?
              Unseen but seeing
              oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
              There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
              3rd shift needs love, too
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              • #8
                I hate people who try to hand me their trash or just throw it on the counter. If I spot it, I tell them to take it with them and dump it in the nearest trash can along their way. If they squak about it, I don't hesitate to point out how rude of them it is to expect me to throw away their trash for them.

                When I worked at Wendy's, I also hated the ones who wanted me to take their trash through the drive-thru. I generally just refused to accept it, and told them it was against health regulations. Most people seemed to understand, but I had one fat, lazy bitch once who threw a fit. She pulled up to the door and threw her trash out there. I doubt anything was done about it, but I did write down her license plate as she did it and gave it to the manager.

                I did get revenge of sorts on one customer who kicked out a bunch of trash on the Wendy's parking lot when I was sweeping. They left their windows down, so I threw it all behind the front passenger seat in the floorboard while they were inside. I didn't see any trash in that spot after they left, so I doubt they noticed until later.
                The Borg wouldn't know fun if they assimilated an amusement park. -- B'Elanna Torres, Star Trek: Voyager

                Math! Math, my dear boy, is but the lesbian sister of Biology. -- Peter Griffin, Family Guy

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                • #9
                  Quoth karma_gypsy View Post
                  A bomb duck? What's a bomb duck?
                  Donald in a really bad mood.
                  I AM the evil bastard!
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                  • #10
                    Quoth karma_gypsy View Post
                    A bomb duck? What's a bomb duck?
                    Duck a la Naplam?

                    Duck flambe?

                    Duck bombe?
                    "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                    • #11
                      Quoth karma_gypsy View Post
                      A bomb duck? What's a bomb duck?
                      It's a duck with a stick of dynamite shoved up its ass.
                      It is inaccurate to say that I hate everything. I am strongly in favor of common sense, common honesty, and common decency. This makes me forever ineligible for public office.
                      ~~~H.L. Mencken

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                      • #12
                        I swear to god I hate litterers. They are right up there with child molestors as far as I'm concerned. (Kidding, folks, kidding!) But I do hate litter.

                        I was once walking in a very busy area, near a weird 5 way intersection. I watched a woman in a car toss a bunch of garbage out of her window as she slowly idled towards the intersection. She curved around the follow the lane, and I darted out in traffic and picked up a large styrofoam cup she had tossed, crossed the lane again, turned the corner, and appeared at her window. I said 'Excuse me, I think you dropped this' and handed it to her with a big grin. She had no idea where I had come from or how I had gotten the cup and the look on her face was priceless.
                        Because as we all know, on the Internet all men are men, all women are men and all children are FBI agents.

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