Spoilers, Red Dawn, and I see willy.

[Hon'ya-chan]

Um, your kinda too late on that spoiler.

So i'm at register examining the latest Shonen Jump with it's missing Yu-Gi-Oh Card with LP Guy, when this kid comes up and asks me where the Harry Potter is. I tell him where it is, and he then blurts out "********** kills ******!!" I look at him, wondering if he's on Meds. LP guy tells him to get lost.

Red Dawn

Due to the "Lead Scare" plaguing anything made by China, we've had our fair share of people returning stuff. Of course, somehow, it applies to books as well. One guy gave his reason for return as "I don't wanna be infected by Chinese Lead."

If you didn't like Kevin Trudeau books, then mention it!!

Here's Willy!!

So i'm walking around, helping customers, and I take a peek where the sex books are.

I see this guy, not more than 20, rubbing his hand against the crotch area of his pants, holding a sex book. He sees me and stops.

Silence. Then.....GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY STORE RIGHT NOW!! I scream at the top of my lungs. Guy drops the book and runs for the door.

SM runs to my side and asks what the hell is going on. I tell her in no uncertain terms "I was mind raped by a sight I rather not explain."

[JustADude]

"I was mind raped by a sight I rather not explain."

Best cure for that is drinking until you miss your mouth with the shot-glass. My recommendation is Ouzo. Packs a punch, not much of a hangover, and it goes down so easy you wouldn't think it was over 45% alcohol.

[MinimaMagistra]

Here's Willy!![/B]

Trying... not... to laugh... I'm at the front desk with a lobby full of breakfasting construction workers. I don't think I want to explain the joke.

Also, I dunno which I would've done: Yelled like you did, or just burst out laughing at him. The pointing and laughing "BWAA~HAHAHA!" kind. 'Cause seriously. Public masturbation makes you kinky. Getting caught publicly masturbating makes you pathetic. A lot.

[Becks]

"I was mind raped by a sight I rather not explain."

Here's a much as you need.

[walking with scissors]

GET THE FUCK OUTTA MY STORE RIGHT NOW!![/B] I scream at the top of my lungs. Guy drops the book and runs for the door.

SM runs to my side and asks what the hell is going on. I tell her in no uncertain terms [B]"I was mind raped by a sight I rather not explain."

You made me spit out my Chex Mix.

[Jadedcarguy]

Um, your kinda too late on that spoiler.

So i'm at register examining the latest Shonen Jump with it's missing Yu-Gi-Oh Card with LP Guy, when this kid comes up and asks me where the Harry Potter is. I tell him where it is, and he then blurts out "********** kills ******!!" I look at him, wondering if he's on Meds. LP guy tells him to get lost.

[/B]

Too bad a few of the more rabid and slightly unstable Potter fans weren't aound for that. You'd be finding little pieces of that kid for months.

[Imogene]

The parents and I wandered into a Half Price books a few nights ago, cause the rents needed new books to take with them on their trip to Alaska. The girl running the register was asked by one of her coworkers about her new snake...
Girl returns, "Nagini, like the ******* snake from Harry Potter. Gonna be a while before we can give her back." (Or something like that)
I almost said, "SPOILERS!" Not to me, but to the parents, particularly Mom, who actually wants to read through all the books, but is stuck way back at Prisoner. It's a good thing I finished the final book while we were in Vegas.

[ColonelInTheKitchen]

My ultimate defense against the roaming hordes of rabid HP fans is --- "So?" I've never liked the books. The reading level was waaaaaay too low for me, much less I don't care for the material. And, I don't give a flying donkey **** if the books progress as Harry grows older. See point b in my "why I don't care" list. Unfortunately my ex was complete a Potterphiliac and I had to learn some of the material in order to maintain healthy conversation (how one keeps a prospective mate with no same interests still remains a mystery to me, depsite this).

As for the lead scare, I've gotten to the point where I don't watch the news anymore so I don't have to hear it. So many complaints, and I've dealt with idiots all day...

I love the last one. At least he had some deceny. It would have been funny to watch him hobble from the store whilst pulling pants up that were loose.

[Hon'ya-chan]

Best cure for that is drinking until you miss your mouth with the shot-glass. My recommendation is Ouzo. Packs a punch, not much of a hangover, and it goes down so easy you wouldn't think it was over 45% alcohol.

I prefer what the barkeep calls a "13." A Seagram's Seven and a 7-Up.