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  • Flying Midget ninjas

    Ok got some storys errr ok eperiences

    Jack off
    You all no the call. the one where the guys are basically either masterbating or just screwing around. We all hate them but thats not the rant here. The rant is Why do you even bother asking me for customer services so you can return something then start hitting one me? And why are you hiting on ME!!!! I KNOW WHAT I SOUND LIKE!!! ive heard the recordings!!! i sound fucking 5 years old!!! i sould like you daughter!!! god why!!!! I hope you get hit by a school bus.

    Tears I surely cry
    I would tell you word for word of how this conversation went, but you wouldnt understand why it upset me. This man was beligegerant, arqumenitive and made me feel panicy and made want to cry. He got meaner and meaner especially as it got harder for me to not cry. When i finally got off the phone he said 'Fuck you' to me, when i was being as polite as possible tryign to get him to desided he didnt want what i was telling him about. So i went to the bathroom and cried for 5 minutes...
    when someone else was also in the bathroom...
    who looked me, standing there crying in to paper towel and glared, nice day huh.

    Website
    One item i sell has a seperate number for those who went online and looked at the product. I get interesting calls on that, because the people who use that number tend to call because the online ordering page isnt secure. I got yelled at by a man from canada because while we sell to canada, the phone number he called wont let me ship to canada (bitched to tech about that) and i got yelled by another man because its 'TOO EXPENSIVE' though the website said the price and he still called me... its interesting but not as interesting as this one...

    The will come in darkness...
    Woman called website line. Askes me questions because i stupid enough to inform her that there are to 1A frame ladders.....
    Im pretty good at it until
    'how much weight can it hold?'
    No dont do it mouth dont!!!!
    'um, 300 pounds a rung'
    NOOOOOOOO
    'DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR OWN PRODUCTS ARE!!! Do even know what you are doing'
    'Yes i do ma'am im sorry i had to think...'
    insert meaness and insulting then demanding my supervisor, then arguing with my supervisor over the weight of the ladder.
    I finally finish the order and the before i give her 'remember to be safe and read tha manual line she says 'YOU ARE THE WORST GIRL IVE EVER HAD ORDER TAKEN FROM!!!!'

    Thats nice. And look i have your name and address, looks like your going to be getting a visit from my special ninja friends. If you hear some scrapping noises in the dark dont scream. When you scream it only makes them randy. But dont worry when you are being swarm by ninjas you wont be thinking about your service any more....

  • #2
    Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
    i sound fucking 5 years old!!! i sould like you daughter!!! god why!!!!

    Sounds like somebody is going to be on Dateline soon.

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    • #3
      Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
      'how much weight can it hold?'
      No dont do it mouth dont!!!!
      'um, 300 pounds a rung'
      NOOOOOOOO
      'DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR OWN PRODUCTS ARE!!! Do even know what you are doing'
      'Yes i do ma'am im sorry i had to think...'
      insert meaness and insulting then demanding my supervisor, then arguing with my supervisor over the weight of the ladder.
      I finally finish the order and the before i give her 'remember to be safe and read tha manual line she says 'YOU ARE THE WORST GIRL IVE EVER HAD ORDER TAKEN FROM!!!!'
      Why did she scream about a 300 pound capacity on each rung? Am I missing somthing?
      Is 300 pounds heavy? (I'm not american or anchient so I don't use your outdated, obsolete, inferior measurements of randomness :P)
      Linux user (Debian and Kubuntu)
      Programmer in C and perl!

      I'm "only" 16 but do NOT try and outskill me with machines

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      • #4
        Quoth solemnwarning View Post
        Why did she scream about a 300 pound capacity on each rung? Am I missing somthing?
        Is 300 pounds heavy? (I'm not american or anchient so I don't use your outdated, obsolete, inferior measurements of randomness :P)


        It is if you are a chick thinking about climbing a ladder.

        Quote from my crazy friend from Israel : "How the hell hard is it!?!?!?!? It's TENS! ALL TENS! When is your idiot country going to catch up with the rest of the century!??!?!?!!? I don't know what the fuck a quarter of an inch is and I don't wanna know!!!!!!!!"

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        • #5
          Quoth solemnwarning View Post
          Why did she scream about a 300 pound capacity on each rung? Am I missing somthing?
          Is 300 pounds heavy? (I'm not american or anchient so I don't use your outdated, obsolete, inferior measurements of randomness :P)
          140ish kilos.

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          • #6
            Oh my God, the only thing worse than men on the PHONE sounding like they are masturbating or orgasming in their pants at that very moment are the men who are right in front of your FACE and are talking like they are masturbating or orgasming in their pants.

            The older they are, the more disgusting it is.

            Yay for maintenance men where I work. That one 40 year old pervert's voice always sounds like he's playing pocket-pool 24/7. In front of all the youngest female employees. Sick fuck.
            You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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            • #7
              Quoth solemnwarning View Post
              Why did she scream about a 300 pound capacity on each rung? Am I missing somthing?
              Is 300 pounds heavy? (I'm not american or anchient so I don't use your outdated, obsolete, inferior measurements of randomness :P)
              no she freaked because i said UM first making her thing i was a moron

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              • #8
                Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
                no she freaked because i said UM first making her thing i was a moron


                And ~140KG? Is it supposed to hold two people on each rung? :P
                Linux user (Debian and Kubuntu)
                Programmer in C and perl!

                I'm "only" 16 but do NOT try and outskill me with machines

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                • #9
                  Quoth RecoveringKinkoid View Post

                  It is if you are a chick thinking about climbing a ladder.

                  Quote from my crazy friend from Israel : "How the hell hard is it!?!?!?!? It's TENS! ALL TENS! When is your idiot country going to catch up with the rest of the century!??!?!?!!? I don't know what the fuck a quarter of an inch is and I don't wanna know!!!!!!!!"
                  Don't blast my fellow country people you're just jealous becuase we have hummus and falafel. Your measureing system is outmoded and tens are nice and easy.

                  Seirously what was so hard about switching to metric? The rest of the world managed just fine.
                  How was I supposed to know someone was slipping you Birth Control in the food I've been making for you lately?

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                  • #10
                    Quoth solemnwarning View Post


                    And ~140KG? Is it supposed to hold two people on each rung? :P
                    the joint itself holds 1400 lbs, its heavy duty. ITS THE LITTLE GIANT!!!!

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                    • #11
                      Quoth solemnwarning View Post


                      And ~140KG? Is it supposed to hold two people on each rung? :P
                      Um, Solemnwarning, I weigh ~160kg, have a 'fighting weight' of ~125kg, and wouldn't weigh less than 100kg without getting an eating disorder or an amputation. If it's rated for 140kg, it can actually hold closer to 200kg, which means I can get up off ground level, as opposed to breaking the rungs on a wooden ladder.

                      While unusual, I am by no means unique in my build, and I really appreciate having ladders built with those kinds of specs.
                      Last edited by JustADude; 08-25-2007, 03:29 AM.
                      ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
                      And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Soulstealer View Post
                        Seirously what was so hard about switching to metric? The rest of the world managed just fine.
                        I consistently failed math in school so it makes little difference to me - either way, I still lose at life.
                        ~~ Every politician that opens their mouth on birth control only proves that we need more of it. ~~

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
                          So i went to the bathroom and cried for 5 minutes...
                          I've had those calls. You'll get used to it. I've been called everything under the sun since I started working customer care and none of it fazes me at all anymore.

                          Quoth Sliceanddice View Post
                          'DON'T YOU KNOW WHAT YOUR OWN PRODUCTS ARE!!! Do even know what you are doing'
                          Nothing more irritating than the idiots who think they know more than you. Oh, but they've done research. Which means they've read the description on a couple of websites and maybe the reviews from others who have bought the item. Never mind that you represent the company that made the stupid thing, you're just a worthless customer care rep. These people can, in the words of Bender, bite my shiny metal ass.
                          "You are loved" - Plaidman.

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                          • #14
                            Quoth JustADude View Post
                            Um, Solemnwarning, I weigh ~160kg, have a 'fighting weight' of ~125kg, and wouldn't weigh less than 100kg without getting an eating disorder or an amputation. If it's rated for 140kg, it can actually hold closer to 200kg, which means I can get up off ground level, as opposed to breaking the rungs on a wooden ladder.

                            While unusual, I am by no means unique in my build, and I really appreciate having ladders built with those kinds of specs.
                            Wow, I'm overweight and I weigh 75KG
                            Linux user (Debian and Kubuntu)
                            Programmer in C and perl!

                            I'm "only" 16 but do NOT try and outskill me with machines

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                            • #15
                              This thread reminded me of how one of my very gay co workers got quasi-flirted with by an older guy who thought he was talking to a woman on the phone. He was doing the whole "you have a nice voice" and calling him honey and darlin' and stuff. Poor co-worker didn't know what to say, he was all "I wanted to say something but how do you tell someone you're a dude when they've been flirting with you over the phone for the last 10 minutes?" He didn't want to be the catalyst for any strokes or heart attacks and just let it go.
                              "You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride not to be human." - Hobbes

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