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    Now I know this is probably every day, typical stuff for you guys, but I haven't been in retail long, so this was the first time I got to see a guy freak out in the store at the customer service desk. I was cashiering and I was bringing some reshop to the customer service desk when I see a guy and his wife trying to get a replacement or a refund for a broken DVD, and he didn't have the receipt or something like that. I'm not sure exactly what was going on, but you could see the smoke pouring out of his ears.

    "That's BULLSHIT!! Don't give me that crap, that's a bullshit policy! So now I'm stuck with this piece of shit?? I want to see someone higher up than YOU, this is bullshit!"

    Who the hell shouts obscenites where any young children could walk by, and at a couple of women (who were only doing their jobs and enforcing rules that they have no control over) no less? You could hear him without even being near the service desk. What a classy guy. Most of us cashiers were listening in and peeking over the displays (it was a slow night), watching this guy throw a hissy. Probably mild in terms of the kinds of things that go on at guest service desks, but I'd never witnessed it before, and judging by the reactions of the other cashiers, they don't typically see it either. Finally he calmed down, and it looked like he got his way at the end. One of the girls told me she's had a guy right in her face with his nose practically touching hers, shaking his finger and yelling at her at the guest service desk. Wow, I hope they never put me over there...

    And today a snooty-looking woman comes up to the register today with two items. I quickly ring them up and give her the total. She whips out the checkbook and begins writing a check, so I hit the 'suspend' button so that the computer stops timing me. Since we're scored for speed, we have to use that button whenever someone starts to write a check or is digging for change or if there's some other delay. Well, right after I do that, she whips out her credit card instead and sticks in it the reader. She does it before I can get the transaction loaded back on the screen (it takes a minute). So, I tell her that she needs to put her card in again. She does so, and then I see the message "guest cancelled payment". She's ready for her receiept, unaware that's she canceled. I tell her, and she says looks at me and says "JESUS, I'm in a HURRY!" like it's my fault. Then of course, I need her to sign a slip and she was just tickled about that. She signed it while making huffy noises and then stalked off without replying when I said, "Have a great day".
    Last edited by Despina83; 08-27-2007, 11:11 PM.

  • #2
    Who the hell shouts obscenites
    an asshat who thinks the world revolves around him...

    i love when people get mad because they can't wait for the computer...
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    • #3
      Quoth Despina83 View Post
      "That's BULLSHIT!! Don't give me that crap, that's a bullshit policy! So now I'm stuck with this piece of shit?? I want to see someone higher up than YOU, this is bullshit!"
      Sounds just like my ex.

      ...there's a reason he's my ex.
      "Oh, the strawberries don't taste as they used to and the thighs of women have lost their clutch!"

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      • #4
        I've never had an issue with DVD players or the DVDs themselves, usually because I always make sure I WANT them before buying them, so I don't end up bringing it back or having to trade it in somewhere.

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        • #5
          Sorry to say it this way, but welcome to the "wonderful" world of customer service. You'll get to see the best of the worst working in customer service. The only class some of them have is being world class jerks.
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          • #6
            I have seen cocktards like this freak out over minor mistakes (usually on their part, not the store's) and reduce coworkers to tears by yelling "fuck you" repeatedly in their faces.

            So yeah, service desk = front row seat at Hell Central.
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            • #7
              Quoth Heksubah View Post
              Sounds just like my ex.

              ...there's a reason he's my ex.

              Umm...Do we have the same ex??

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              • #8
                Quoth Despina83 View Post
                Now I know this is probably every day, typical stuff for you guys, but I haven't been in retail long
                Believe it or not, we all get the occasional GOOD day (and days off don't count ).
                Unseen but seeing
                oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
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                • #9
                  Junk

                  I bought a cheap DVD player once. I quickly found out it was junk after it refuse to play a number of foreign DVDs. Instead of acting like an idiot, I did the right thing - bought a good quality Panasonic for watching what I want and set up the cheap player in my cabin up north where it is fine for playing all those old B&W films that are cheap to rent or buy.

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                  • #10
                    Reminds me of my aunt, She is permanently banned from making any returns at any target. Members of my family believe that department stores make so much money that they are entitled to pull one over on the store. Oh and they are a buy and try people too. My mother says that if people did not do this there will be no one employed at returns. So shes helping to make jobs.

                    This attitude pisses me off so much. Especially when she gets into her THEY MUST TAKE THIS BACK mode. One day I had the misfortune to be stuck with her and go to every Target in Maryland trying to get one of them to return a rug she purchased 11 months before. Each time she come up with a new lie, try to mangle the receipt, Something. She became so crazy that I offered to buy the damn thing off her to make her stop. Of course she had to beat target at this point.

                    Eventually she gave up, having my brother return it using his license.

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                    • #11
                      Yesterday we had two customers throw a fit over friggin KETCHUP.
                      Ketchup is free with fries, and fries ONLY. Any extra packages are priced at about 0,35$
                      Most of the times we give away ketchup for free, if the customer is nice what do we care. It's a common thing, managers do this, the boss does this.
                      Tho, if a customer isn't nice...

                      Customer 1:
                      This guy seemed weird from the start, thank goodness he chose another register (my friend's). He ordered some kind of sandwich and water. Didn't want to pay for water, wasn't nice, so we just gave him some hot water from the coffee machine to make him go away. Should've pointed him to where the toilets are.
                      Then he wanted ketchup. For free. Ain't happenin'
                      We said it, our managers said it, our boss told us to tell the guy to shove it.
                      So basically what the guy did was ask for the name of the shift manager, so he could place a complaint. Over 35 cents worth of ketchup!

                      Customer 2:
                      A small kid approaches my register, asks for ketchup.
                      Sure, he's like, a kid. I ain't chargin' a kid for ketchup. I'm nice, and I don't want any upset kids around. He gets the ketchup and goes his merry way.
                      Some minutes later he's back, asking for more ketchup. I'm like "uh-oh, I bet the parents won't come themselves because we obvously won't charge a child". So I give him one more free ketchup but say that I can't give him any more freebies. He's OK with that, goes away. 5 minutes later as I'm serving another customer a lady starts screaming at me from outside the queue. Something about me telling her child that he won't get any more ketchup, and that's none of my business to tell him so, that he has plenty of ketchup at home and doesn't eat it by spoonfulls. IOW, total gibberish. She screamed and then quickly went away. Phew.
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Despina83 View Post
                        Now I know this is probably every day, typical stuff for you guys, but I haven't been in retail long, so this was the first time I got to see a guy freak out in the store at the customer service desk. I was cashiering and I was bringing some reshop to the customer service desk when I see a guy and his wife trying to get a replacement or a refund for a broken DVD, and he didn't have the receipt or something like that. I'm not sure exactly what was going on, but you could see the smoke pouring out of his ears.
                        I loved watching complete meltdowns at the customer service desk at BBY. In fact, I intentionally placed all my machines on that side of the counter, so I could witness the hilarity. The two people that had been there before me were completely unflappable and called a manager the second a customer got beligerant.

                        Then when we got a crop of new girls on the counter, it became a "Den Mother" type situation. The manager for that department likes hiring small, cute, young girls to staff the department, which is just asking for someone to try to intimidate them into submission. Especially because it was a first job for most of them. My advice to them was: "Got a general contempt for humanity? It helps to develop one."

                        (Heh, I just noticed that I'm already using past tense and my last day isn't until tomorrow. )
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                        • #13
                          I guess I feel lucky now that our comps can pause the timer when we press the check button, and clearing it out ain't difficult either. Wow, I'm actually praising our store's twenty-year old computer system.. I must still be sick.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Amethyst Hunter View Post
                            I have seen cocktards like this freak out over minor mistakes (usually on their part, not the store's) and reduce coworkers to tears by yelling "fuck you" repeatedly in their faces.

                            So yeah, service desk = front row seat at Hell Central.
                            I've witnessed that a couple of times myself, which is why I'm thankful not to deal with customers face to face. I'm a guy and probably would not be reduced to tears that easily, but I have seen it. Most assholes like this guy tend to do it more to the women, because assholes like this tend to think women are easier targets to manipulate.

                            My brother is a phone technician and had also dealt with people who do this. He's cool as hell, and at times when he has a customer that does the typical "fuck you" and "your fucking company" insults, he calmly packs up his tools, tells the customer he will return when they are acting more rational, and leaves.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth earl colby pottinger View Post
                              I bought a cheap DVD player once. I quickly found out it was junk after it refuse to play a number of foreign DVDs.
                              Was the player supposed to be region-free? Because, otherwise, it'll only play the DVDs that are native to your country, and nowhere else.
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