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  • <.<^.^>.> Mom...

    That was an eyeroll, if you couldn't tell.
    So today, I'm getting back from guitar practice, and all of the sudden, my mom just flips her shit. She's carrying on and screaming that she can't find her coupons and something about "that dumb hag bitch". Turns out that some clerk at CVS didn't accept her coupons, so my mom asked her to just give them all back. My mom then stuffed them somewhere and didn't know where, and therefore had a screaming rampage in the car. In public. People were looking, I could tell.

    The SC part? She called the company and blathered on about how she was a customer who spent big bucks at the stores.

    "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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    :comforting pats: There, there™®

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    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
    RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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    • #3
      "that dumb hag bitch"
      if i ever heard my mom use that phrase i would drop dead of shock!
      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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      • #4
        Hey, this marks the first time I've seen an actual SC and posted about it on the forums yaaaaaaaay.
        I think.
        "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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        • #5
          I am so, so sorry.
          Labor boards have info on local laws for free
          HR believes the first person in the door
          Learn how to go over whackamole bosses' heads safely
          Document everything
          CS proves Dunning-Kruger effect

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          • #6
            10 bucks says they're at the bottom of her purse.

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            • #7
              You'd win 10 bucks, they were.
              "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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