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    Ok, rule of store. No-one can use bathroom except employees. Mostly because we can't see what goes on in the back, and there is alot of backstock there.

    So SKINNY STICK-Girl comes in.

    SC: I need the bathroom.
    ME: Sorry, I can't let you use it. The donut place next to us have a public bathroom.

    SC: But I neeed it now!! I have to go now! Please?
    Me: I can't. I get in trouble.

    SC: I won't tell anyone!!
    Me: NO!

    SC: But I'm PREGNET!!!!!
    Me: o_O I still can't. The nearest bathroom is fifty feet away.
    SC: CALL YOUR MANAGER!!!!! HE LETS ME USE IT!!!
    ME: It's a she, and I'm not calling her at 2 in the morning for somethin i know the answer too.

    SC: but I'm PREGNET!!!! I GET TO USE IT!!!! YOU ARE KILLING MY BABY!!! DO YOU WANT THAT??? YOU ARE A MURDERER!!!!


    Me: O_O. "NO!"

    Cool Customers: "Hey, he said no. Just go next door!!!
    SC: *Her phone starts to ring* <Friend Name> OMG! I'm at the store!! and he won't let me use the bathroom. I got to gooo so badily!!!

    The girl decides to stay in the asile bitching to her friend about how badily she has to go, and that I won't let her. For at least four minutes, while ignoring my cries of, well, get out of my store. Finally, when I threatened to call the cops, she left.


    Now, while she was uber skinny, I doubt she was pregnet. The way she was spasming, and scars on her, I think she wanted someplace safer to get high the out by the dumpster like most of the crack heads do in the neighbor high. If a person really was obviously pregnet, of course I'd let them.

    Or elderly people.

    Or kids.

    But no-one else.
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  • #2
    How could you be so mean?

    And to follow policy??

    Tsk, tsk.
    Unseen but seeing
    oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
    There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
    3rd shift needs love, too
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    • #3
      Unfortunately, we were not allowed to do that in my c-store. The county we were in had an ordinance that said that if you were open to the public, you had to have at least one public restroom, but we kept ours locked, and you had to get the key from us.
      And the sky was full of stars... and every star, an exploding ship, one of ours...

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      • #4
        Quoth Plaidman View Post
        SC: but I'm PREGNET!!!! I GET TO USE IT!!!! YOU ARE KILLING MY BABY!!! DO YOU WANT THAT??? YOU ARE A MURDERER!!!!
        'S all I have to say about that.
        SC: *Her phone starts to ring* <Friend Name> OMG! I'm at the store!! and he won't let me use the bathroom. I got to gooo so badily!!!

        The girl decides to stay in the asile bitching to her friend about how badily she has to go, and that I won't let her. For at least four minutes, while ignoring my cries of, well, get out of my store.
        Hah, if she needed to go sooo badly, why waste time blabbing to her friend about the fact? ...Ohhh, that's right, in the hopes that you'd suddenly come down with an attack of sympathy and let her use it

        *ponders: is there some sort of urban female-gang initiation rite around here where the object is to see how many people one can gross out with loud discussions of various bodily functions? Sure seems that way from what I overheard on the T today...*
        Last edited by Dreamstalker; 09-06-2007, 11:02 PM.
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        • #5
          Now, while she was uber skinny, I doubt she was pregnet.
          hey, if Nicole Ritchie can do it...

          Quoth Dreamstalker
          *ponders: is there some sort of urban female-gang initiation rite around here where the object is to see how many people one can gross out with loud discussions of various bodily functions? Sure seems that way from what I overheard on the T today...*
          please, don't share
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            If she really had to pee that bad, she'd have pissed herself while bitching on the phone to her friend.

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            • #7
              Quoth CanadaGirl View Post
              If she really had to pee that bad, she'd have pissed herself while bitching on the phone to her friend.
              which would have made for an even better story

              well, except for the part where Plaidman would have had to clean it up :ick:
              I don't go in for ancient wisdom
              I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
              It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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              • #8
                Quoth Plaidman View Post
                SC: but I'm PREGNET!!!! I GET TO USE IT!!!! YOU ARE KILLING MY BABY!!! DO YOU WANT THAT??? YOU ARE A MURDERER!!!!
                My response to that would've been 2 words: "Not yet."

                That would be spoken whilst holding a weapon or weapon-like object in a menacing manner, while simultaneously wearing my best maniacal, mass-murdering psychopath type grin!
                "Eventually one outgrows the fairy tales of childhood, belief in Santa and the Easter Bunny, and believing that SCs are even capable of imagining themselves in our position."
                --StanFlouride

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                • #9
                  Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                  please, don't share
                  I disagree. Please, by all means....share. What DID you hear on the T?

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                  Still A Customer."

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                  • #10
                    Re: thread title.
                    "Huzzah!"
                    Achievement unlocked!
                    "I call murder on that!"

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
                      Hah, if she needed to go sooo badly, why waste time blabbing to her friend about the fact?
                      Exactly! If she was able to stand there for 4 minutes moaning about it to her friend, then she could not have had to go too badly.
                      "500 bucks, that's almost a million!"
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                      • #12
                        Quoth Dreamstalker View Post
                        Hah, if she needed to go sooo badly, why waste time blabbing to her friend about the fact?
                        Say it with me now...

                        If it makes sense...
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
                        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Tito View Post
                          Exactly! If she was able to stand there for 4 minutes moaning about it to her friend, then she could not have had to go too badly.
                          Especially considering that it would've taken her about that long to walk over to the donut shop and use their restroom, like Plaidman suggested in the first place. They JUST DON'T LISTEN!!!
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                          • #14
                            What if ... she was just looking for a place to shoot-up, but overdosed and croaked in your bathroom? You check to see what's taking so damn long and find her body, along with a large bag full of cash, perhaps $500,000.00? See what being nice can accomplish? I think I saw something like this in a movie. But then the guys she owed the money to come looking for it and mess you up. On second thought, you were better-off telling her "no." Good job.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
                              If it makes sense...
                              ...it's not allowed.
                              ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
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