I think it must be something in the water because my store gets at least one religous nutcase a week, but this guy takes the cake.
On Tuesday he spent at least 4 and a half hours wandering around our store with a pen a nd notebook writing things down and muttering to himself.
Dosent seem that wierd right.......
The next day he comes into the store walks up to the service desk and starts lecturing the checkout superviser on, get this, "Changes that need to be made to this store to prevent your staff from burning in hell". He spent the next 20 minutes lecturing her on blasphemy, god and hell.
And here comes the big one....
He gives us a 55 page report detailing all of the blasphemous and un-christian things that he has found in our store. Just to give you and idea of the content, here is one of his faults with our store.
The product line *Generic Cleaning Company* Antibacterial wipes. The packaging claims that there is nothing better, this is blasphemy as it implies that the product is better than God himself.
WTF!!!!!1
PS: for all of you wondering I would post a copy of the report but during its time in the lunch room a certain member of the nightfill staff *cough Stuart, spilt 2 litres of coke onto it, on the plus side most of the store had a good laugh at it before its untimley demise.
On Tuesday he spent at least 4 and a half hours wandering around our store with a pen a nd notebook writing things down and muttering to himself.
Dosent seem that wierd right.......
The next day he comes into the store walks up to the service desk and starts lecturing the checkout superviser on, get this, "Changes that need to be made to this store to prevent your staff from burning in hell". He spent the next 20 minutes lecturing her on blasphemy, god and hell.
And here comes the big one....
He gives us a 55 page report detailing all of the blasphemous and un-christian things that he has found in our store. Just to give you and idea of the content, here is one of his faults with our store.
The product line *Generic Cleaning Company* Antibacterial wipes. The packaging claims that there is nothing better, this is blasphemy as it implies that the product is better than God himself.
WTF!!!!!1
PS: for all of you wondering I would post a copy of the report but during its time in the lunch room a certain member of the nightfill staff *cough Stuart, spilt 2 litres of coke onto it, on the plus side most of the store had a good laugh at it before its untimley demise.
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