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    Another Saturday night on the box office. We were short of staff, as usual in September when a good 2/3 of our employees leave for college. There were two of us on box office (never quite enough for a Staurday) and she was staying late from her day shift but wasn't staying the whole evening shift, so about half way through the night I was on left on my own.

    Vouchers (episode I)

    We currently have a 2 for 1 offer. We gave out vouchers to customers in August. They can use them in September. The vouchers require the customers to fill out some details on the back - name, postcode, email address. How many of them do so?

    SC: "I have a voucher."
    Me: " Can you fill out the back"
    SC: "Why?"

    SC: "I have a voucher."
    Me: "Can you fill out the back please."
    SC: "I'm already registered for email."
    Me: "Then just the name and post code."

    The computer doesn't handle vouchers very well. You have to put two tickets through before taking the cost of the voucher off. If you put four tickets through, it will only take off the cost of one voucher.

    SC: "4 for Superbad."
    Me: runs through spiel - standard/premier seats, middle or aisle, blah blah. "£xx.xx please."
    SC: "Oh, we have vouchers."

    Vouchers - bane of my existence.

    It's a big screen

    A lady had been watching Bourne Ultimatum. It made her feel sick. So she came for a refund. She isn't the first to complain - it must be something to do with the hand-held camera work in Bourne.

    Lady: "I didn't realise it would be such a big screen in such a small room."
    Me: ...
    Lady: "You should warn people that it is a big screen in a small room."
    Me: "We warn people if they are going to be in the front two rows."
    Lady: "Why was it such a small room. You have bigger ones."
    Me: "Yes. The newer films are screened in those."
    Manager comes and refunds her money.
    Lady, to manager: "It was such a big screen in a small room."

    Vouchers, episode II

    We give out Red Passes to customers who have had an awful time at a movie. They are valid for any film, any cinema in the chain and for premier seats. These are given out when we something really bad happens, like a diabetic kid accidentally getting Pepsi instead of Diet Pepsi.

    Man comes to the counter and and there should be nothing to pay. He hands me two 2-for-1 vouchers. I ask for the card he booked with, but the computer can't find his booking. After doing it the long winded way, I find his booking. The call centre had booked him two red pass seats. He phoned them up and told them he had free tickets.

    He hasn't got free tickets, but he has got 2 for 1 vouchers. I explain this two him.

    SC: "It doesn't say that on there."
    Me, pointing to wording: "One free ticket is given upon the purchase of a cinema ticket," blah blah.
    SC: "But surely I paid last time. When I was given the voucher."

    I call a manager to sort it out. The computer won't print his tickets off, we can't get it to refund his seats to sell them to him. It is partially the fault of the call centre. So the manager gives him his seats for free, apologises for keeping him waiting and tellls him he can't use the vouchers to book by phone.

    It should be in a big screen.

    Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix was released on 12th July. We are still showing it. We are getting around 40 people in on a Satuday night.

    SC: "I think Harry Potter should be in a big screen."
    Me: "It has been out for more than two months. We have to put the newer releases in the big screens."
    SC: "I understand. I still think it should be in a big screen."

    ------------
    Sunday was alot easier. I was on floor duty and we weren't busy. I even got to watch most of Run, Fat Boy, Run while it was quiet.
    "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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    Quoth cinema guy View Post
    Lady: "I didn't realise it would be such a big screen in such a small room."
    Me: ...
    Lady: "You should warn people that it is a big screen in a small room."
    Did she not realize she was at a damn MOVIE THEATER???

    Quoth cinema guy View Post
    We give out Red Passes to customers who have had an awful time at a movie.
    So, if I accidentally saw Resident Evil: Extinction I could get a voucher to see a good movie for free?
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    • #3
      Quoth cinema guy View Post
      The computer doesn't handle vouchers very well. You have to put two tickets through before taking the cost of the voucher off. If you put four tickets through, it will only take off the cost of one voucher.
      Eew. Regal theaters here have some sort of deal with corporations (and maybe other places, I have no idea how it works) where you can buy this voucher for like a little bit less than matine (sp?) price, and use it to pay the entirety of one ticket (matine or night). Not sure if I'm explaining it well, but the point is that it's not a discount. You pay nothing. Not a big deal for computers.

      I can not, for the life of me, understand how you could possibly get a ticket computer to give discounts. Must be why I've never seen a coupon for one...

      Quoth cinema guy View Post
      "I didn't realise it would be such a big screen in such a small room."
      As opposed to... a small screen in a small room? That's what rentals are for, lady.
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      • #4
        Quoth Kara_CS View Post
        Did she not realize she was at a damn MOVIE THEATER???
        That was kind of my reaction too.

        Quoth Kara_CS View Post
        So, if I accidentally saw Resident Evil: Extinction I could get a voucher to see a good movie for free?
        Is it that bad? We don't get it until Novemebr. Since I enjoyed the first two films, I was quite looking forward to it.
        "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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        • #5
          the new resident evil will be a bit better, since alot of it is actually filmed in daylight, for a change!

          /derailment
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          • #6
            Quoth cinema guy View Post
            Sunday was alot easier. I was on floor duty and we weren't busy. I even got to watch most of Run, Fat Boy, Run while it was quiet.
            Is it good? I love Simon Pegg he is awesome.

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            • #7
              Quoth KaraCS
              So, if I accidentally saw Resident Evil: Extinction I could get a voucher to see a good movie for free?
              You should get a public apology in that case. -.-


              Quoth cinema_guy
              SC: "I understand. I still think it should be in a big screen."
              Hah, I like that. I understand but still think you should do it because I said so.

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              • #8
                Quoth Gravekeeper View Post
                Hah, I like that. I understand but still think you should do it because I said so.
                The suck is strong with this one.
                "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                • #9
                  Quoth justZu View Post
                  Is it good? I love Simon Pegg he is awesome.
                  It is obviously something he is acting in, rather than his work, if you see what I mean. He is as funny as ever in his typical bumbling, geeky, unsure of himself, but actually a nice guy role. However it is a relationship/romantic comedy, not Spaced, Hot Fuzz or Shaun of the Dead. There is some very funny stuff in it though.
                  "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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                  • #10
                    Quoth cinema guy View Post
                    He is as funny as ever in his typical bumbling, geeky, unsure of himself, but actually a nice guy role. However it is a relationship/romantic comedy, not Spaced, Hot Fuzz or Shaun of the Dead. There is some very funny stuff in it though.
                    Oooh... I just saw Hot Fuzz a couple weeks back (at a noisy party, so I have to Netflix it to actually hear the whole thing) and I loved it! The boyfriend hasn't seen Shaun of the Dead, yet, so have to add that to the Queue as well. (I noticed that the bar is the same one for both movies)

                    Pegg amuses me greatly.

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                    • #11
                      Did you guys in the US get the comedy series Spaced, which is where Pegg and Frost first made their names?
                      Last edited by cinema guy; 09-22-2007, 12:32 AM. Reason: speeling
                      "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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