pre paied fun.

[monolayth]

Last year I worked for a pre-paied phone company. While I only worked there for a breif time I came out with some lovely stories.

DC: Dumb Caller
ME: yay its me!

its my birthday guy

Me:Thank you for calling sexy mobile how may I help you?
DC: It's my birthday.
Me: Happy birthday.
DC: But it's my birthday!
Me: Happy birthday?
DC: give me minutes its my birthday!
Me: I am not authorized to do so.
DC: but its my birthday!
Me: Happy birthday.

this goes on for 10 mins.

whats a phone for?

Me: Thank you for calling sexy mobile how may I help you?
DC: the internet on my phone dosen't work.
Me: I am sorry but we do not offer internet services.
DC: Well what is this phone good for?

ummm calling people? I may be mistaken, but you buy a phone to call people right? and further more what the hell? you expect a pre paied phone to have the internet.......go get a computer!


saved?

Me: Thank you for calling sexy mobile how may I help you?
DC: Are you saved?
Me: Excuse me?
DC: are you saved?
Me: maim I am not allowed to give out that kind of information. Now is there anything I can help you with?
DC: no thank you.

I had every urge to tell the person that no in fact i was not saved that i was an evil heathen and it would be wonderful if she could hurry this call up because the virgin sacrifice begins in 5 mins and i dont want to be late.


there is a battery?

Me: Thank you for calling sexy mobile how may I help you?
DC: my phone isent working.
Me: What seems to be the problem?
DC: I press buttons and the screen stays blank.
Me: have you charged it?
DC: all day yesterday.
Me: is the battery in?
DC: Battery???

Yes boys and girls they charged the phone but did not put in the battery. just another example at people who are too stupid to own a phone.

dont need no grammar either...

Me: Thank you for calling sexy mobile how may I help you?
DC: how do you make a space while text?
Me: what phone do you have?
DC: I dont know just tell me!
Me: have you tried to read the manual?
DC: Dont need no manual
Me: apparently you do.

yes i got snappy, and yes i hung up on him....but hell it was my last day.


revenge

Me: Thank you for calling sexy mobile how may I help you?
DC: Fu#@ing dumba$$ company putting me on hold for.....
Me: hold please......

oh yes i did it....and she stayed on hold for an hour while i did my nails.....

[Anakah]

I had some jerk in my window asking for free stuff. Note that I am a cage cashier and nothing is for free. I have cash. I told him I'd give him a pen. And I did. How annoying!

[ThePhoneGoddess]

Another prepaid cell slave!

Welcome to the pit of despair.

This site knows ALL about prepaid customers, believe me. Rant away, sister!

[crazylegs]

I had every urge to tell the person that no in fact i was not saved that i was an evil heathen and it would be wonderful if she could hurry this call up because the virgin sacrifice begins in 5 mins and i dont want to be late.

Oh! Oh! Oh!, Wait for me!

Would someone please say this, the ensuing implosion of the sc head would balance out perfectly the explosion of their thought process, and although the overall result would appear to be nil they would descend into babbling idiocy. Oops too late!

Stay Safe

[draggar]

I have cash.

Can I have some of that, for free?

[Tria]

saved?
DC: Are you saved?

Nope, I managed to get born right the first time.

[BookstoreEscapee]

dont need no grammar either...

Not to be a nitpicker, but it's "don't need to grammar Neither"

[monolayth]

that was a part of the joke.

[napoleana]

there is a battery?

Me: Thank you for calling sexy mobile how may I help you?
DC: my phone isent working.
Me: What seems to be the problem?
DC: I press buttons and the screen stays blank.
Me: have you charged it?
DC: all day yesterday.
Me: is the battery in?
DC: Battery???

Yes boys and girls they charged the phone but did not put in the battery. just another example at people who are too stupid to own a phone.

It baffles me how common this is. When you don't put the battery in, there is a huge chunk missing from your phone! You'd think they'd at least call in saying "Hello, why is my phone ugly" "It doesn't have a case on the back, metal pieces, and some are pointy, they could hurt me" or even "dur, it's broke, it came in two pieces, how are you going to fix it?"

I mean, okay, I don't often read manuals unless I really don't know something, find something worrisome, or don't trust myself with a problem, but you'd think "put the matching pieces together" would be so obvious it's not even worth calling "common sense." This isn't square-peg stuff; there are only two pieces!

Or is every phone I've ever had completely different from everyone else's?

[DesignFox]

Napoleana-
Some phones are two pieces with the battery comprising the back of the phone, but many are not. The battery is separate and must be placed inside the phone, THEN you have to put a back plate on over it. (essentially, three pieces)

And yes, I have had customers forget to put the battery in, but only in that type of phone, not the two part type.

[napoleana]

Oh, thank goodness.

.025 points regained for faith in humanity...