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    Old man "blah blah blah you were here in August, I need service again blah blah blah"
    Me "Can I have your first name please?"
    OM "bla...herr....wait I should be in your computer!"
    Me "That may be, but I need to know who you are before I can look it up."
    OM "oh"

    Conversation that took place on MSN with Technical Angel after....

    Me "yeah and he actually managed to dial a phone"
    TA "eh, someone probably did it for him."

    "smacked upside the head by the harsh of daylight" - Tori Amos "The Beauty of Speed"


    a sucking chest wound is merely mother nature's way of telling you to slow down - Arm

  • #2
    hey, stupid people need phones, too...

    what the heck is that thing in your avatar, anyway?
    I don't go in for ancient wisdom
    I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
    It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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    • #3
      Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
      hey, stupid people need phones, too...
      That doesn't necessarily mean anything . . . I've met people for whom anything more advanced than crayon and construction paper was beyond their comprehension.
      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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      • #4
        Quoth DGoddess View Post
        That doesn't necessarily mean anything . . . I've met people for whom anything more advanced than crayon and construction paper was beyond their comprehension.
        yeah, well, that's about the level of my artistic ability, anyway
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #5
          i actually had a woman tell me she ha someone dial the phone for her.
          and she was using a debit card which needs to be electronic verfication.
          fun for me

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          • #6
            Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
            what the heck is that thing in your avatar, anyway?
            It is some vareity of feline. I think it's a kitten.

            ^-.-^
            Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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            • #7
              That's Rapscallion's chest hair trying to escape the clutches of his evil shirt.

              "HELP! MUST.......ESCAPE......THE HEAT........THE SWEAT.........THE MOOBS.......TOO MUCH TO BEAR....................HELP!"

              It's like an episode of Prison Break, starring Rap's chest hairs.
              You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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              • #8
                Quoth DGoddess View Post
                That doesn't necessarily mean anything . . . I've met people for whom anything more advanced than crayon and construction paper was beyond their comprehension.
                I had to help an lady who was in her 40's pump gas last week. She didn't know how to use a freaking gas pump and their were no Full Service stations that she could find. As I was taking time out of my day trying to show her how to use a pump w/credit card, after i got her to swipe her card, I put the nozzle in and demonstrated how to hold the handle down until the tank is full or you want it to stop, let go, remove nozzle from tank and replace in holder, etc, etc. I told her to take it from their and went back to my car. As I am filling my car she yells to me "you expect me to do this myself?" I reply "I don't work her. I was helping you because i was in a good mood, since you are too self-entitled, finish it yourself." I decided i had enough gas for now, stopped filling, grabbed my receipt and left.

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                • #9
                  Quoth DGoddess View Post
                  That doesn't necessarily mean anything . . . I've met people for whom anything more advanced than crayon and construction paper was beyond their comprehension.
                  Yet these are the same people who must have every latest tech fad that comes out. I am sure they will be calling Kara soon to get a Blackberry....
                  Tell me, "Who lit the fuse on your Tampon?"

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                  • #10
                    Why doesn't it smell like a Blackberry, Kara??

                    I can only imagine!
                    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                    • #11
                      Quoth blas87 View Post
                      Why doesn't it smell like a Blackberry, Kara??

                      I can only imagine!
                      And I'm sure the next question after that will be . . .

                      "Why doesn't it taste like a Blackberry?"
                      Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                      • #12
                        "Why doesn't it pass through my digestive tract like a blackberry?"

                        "The Customer Is Always Right...But The Bartender Decides Who Is
                        Still A Customer."

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Jester View Post
                          "Why doesn't it pass through my digestive tract like a blackberry?"


                          Thanks Jester. You now owe me a new laptop screen after that ice water bath it just got.
                          Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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                          • #14
                            Quoth DGoddess View Post
                            That doesn't necessarily mean anything . . . I've met people for whom anything more advanced than crayon and construction paper was beyond their comprehension.
                            What . . . two cans and a bit of string wouldn't do? Well, I suppose not . . . maybe if the string was 2" - 3" long . . .
                            This area is left blank for a reason.

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                            • #15
                              Quoth karma_gypsy View Post
                              What . . . two cans and a bit of string wouldn't do? Well, I suppose not . . . maybe if the string was 2" - 3" long . . .
                              A five-year old could do that blindfolded.

                              However, asking some grown adults to dial 911 for example, can pose a challenge.
                              Human Resources - the adult version of "I'm telling Mom." - Agent Anthony "Tony" DiNozzo (NCIS)

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