Customer Service Funny Bone

[greensinestro]

In customer service, there are times you get a customer that will say something that sends you off laughing about it later on. You would assume these people think before they speak, but these quotes have actually been heard by myself and other co-workers. By the way, I apologize if this is on the wrong thread. It's not as if these are actual SC's. More like hilarious ones:

"Operator, I need a number where I can get fixed quick!" lady actually wanted to get her car fixed

"Collect call from John. Please announce the call on their answering machine because they scream at their calls." should have said "screening their calls"

"I need this call put through without the electric operator" No automated call, that is

"I'm having problems dialing this number. I put it in half way before I timed out." I'll let others decide what that means

Blind customer called for help dialing a phone number, but it was the incorrect number "Hold on, let me look and see if I have the right number!" Of course, she may have been reading braille

[Imogene]

"I'm having problems dialing this number. I put it in half way before I timed out." I'll let others decide what that means

Game over...? She's too slow to properly input the phone number? Her egg timer stopped working? She's in a fastest dialer competition?

[greensinestro]

Game over...? She's too slow to properly input the phone number? Her egg timer stopped working? She's in a fastest dialer competition?

None of the above. It was a man who called that one in.

[Imogene]

None of the above. It was a man who called that one in.

See my previous post: swap all 'she' with 'he'... geez.

[hecubus]

Blind customer called for help dialing a phone number, but it was the incorrect number "Hold on, let me look and see if I have the right number!" Of course, she may have been reading braille

I've known a few blind people in my day, and most of them use the same phrases that sighted people use; "Nice to see you," "Let me look that up," etc.

Although, I could see how that might catch you by surprise.

[edible_hat]

I've known a few blind people in my day, and most of them use the same phrases that sighted people use; "Nice to see you," "Let me look that up," etc.

Although, I could see how that might catch you by surprise.

It's the same with deaf people and "I hear you" type phrases.