No Mr. Elric, we don't have books on Alchemy!!

[Hon'ya-chan]

So this Teenager comes in and asks if we have books on Alchemy. We tell him we don't.

"Oh, but Central has them."

...wait, what was that?

"I can't believe you don't have them!! Central would have them. They have the finest coll...."

Now at this point it became completely apparent to me that this person is clearly mixing Fullmetal Alchemist with reality. And it escalated from his rant.

He took out a chalk stick and tried to draw a circle on our tile floor (which would be useless since our tile is a neutral cream color and he had white chalk). LP guy threw him out before he could any lasting damage to the store.

Now i'm just counting the days when i'll see a Narutard try to do a "Sexy No Jutsu" in the store.

[akilika]

. . . he was just messing with you. Just a joke. Right?

Right?

[iradney]

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*wipes tears away*

Omg, I really hope that kid was doing it on a dare or something, because if he confuses a (really well drawn and thought out) anime series with reality...*Shakes head*

[Anoki]

You see, child, there's this THING.
It's pretty overwhelming, I'm not sure you're ready for it.



REALITY.


Scared now?
You should be.
It smells icky most of the time. And almost all the characters don't CARE about YOU.

Deal with it, please. At least so the rest of us can sleep at night, knowing the future may not be ROYALLY SCREWED.

Also, prior to this post, I've not had the pleasure of experiencing soda rush out my nose.
Thank you Hon'ya-chan!!

[Gawdzillers]

You see, child, there's this THING.
It's pretty overwhelming, I'm not sure you're ready for it.



REALITY.


Scared now?
You should be.
It smells icky most of the time. And almost all the characters don't CARE about YOU.

Deal with it, please. At least so the rest of us can sleep at night, knowing the future may not be ROYALLY SCREWED.

Also, prior to this post, I've not had the pleasure of experiencing soda rush out my nose.
Thank you Hon'ya-chan!!

Reminded me of this here picture.

[wagegoth]

Next time hand him these:

http://www.levity.com/alchemy/index.html

http://www.alchemylab.com/

Or, maybe not.

[Bloodsoul]

Aw, does that mean I shouldn't expect to find myself in a house full of hot, space-alien babes like Tenchi Masaki?

[RecoveringKinkoid]

Evidently, this guy doens't even know King of the Hill did an episode about him and his little mom's basement-dwelling pals.

Kids that can't tell the difference between "reality" and "Dungeons and Dragons." I've seen a few. Sad. And hilarious.

EDIT: FAVORITE EXCHANGE FROM KOTH EPISODE:

Hank: You're Ward Rackley?
Ward Rackley: It's one of my many monikers, yes. I am also known as Manolgar of the North Woods, and in certain circles, Austin Aussman Straklabartar.
Hank: How old are you? 30? 40?
Ward Rackley: Not even close. I am 5000.
Hank: Don't you have any friends your own age? Someone to drink with? Maybe a girlfriend?
Ward Rackley: And waste my seed on a common harlot? Not likely. When the time is right, a maiden will be delivered up to me. Probably from the East.
Hank: Some of this isn't your fault. I mean, a man can only take so many wedgies before he goes to pieces.

[Shironu-Akaineko]

You mean I spent 12,95$ on this Moon Cutie Rod and it WON'T turn me into a Sailor Senshi? I'VE BEEN LIED TO!!!!

Aw man tried to draw an alchemy circle on the flo-hohohohoahahahahar!

[Broomjockey]

D&D! Evil! See for yourself the evil that fantasy can wreak!

[cloudiko]

hahahahaahaha!!!

I spit up my coke when I read this the first time! I feel kind of bad for him, getting reality mixed up with an anime. Although, at least he picked a good one.

[MMATM]

*Phone rings twice, stops, and a minute later rings again*

*MMATM answers and listens*

*Faint sound of a man's voice is heard*

*MMATM hangs up and disappears offscreen for a moment*

*Rapid rumpling and whooshing of air sounds as clothes are tossed in from offscreen*

*MMATM reappears all in black, his face is covered and not visible, and he carries what looks like a stick in the dim light of his laptop screen*

"Time to go to work."

Exit.

Note: You might not see said teenager again... or I might get fired. One or the other, but if I were a betting man I'd put my money on the first.

[xlr82xs]

*straps a cattleprod to a tree branch*

look look, i can do magic with my wand "zappus painfulus"