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  • Odd Hot Dog Lady...

    Alright, for those who don't know, I've worked at a small, local custard stand for the past 6 years, just recently quit and moved out of state.

    Anyways, this happened one day when I opened with a coworker/friend of mine, Kim.

    We get in at 10:30am and open at 11:00am. It gives us time to start making the custard and yogurt flavors of the day, fill toppings, etc. Right as we open at 11:00, the phone rings. It's a lady asking about our hot dogs. Hot dogs and bags of chips are the only non-dessert items we offer. She asks if they're all-beef (they are), are they good (they are, they're the only ones I eat), and the prices.

    Alright whatever, I've gotten weirder phone calls. I go back to making custard. A few minutes later, phone rings again. This time Kim grabs it. It's the same lady asking about hot dogs again. Not exactly sure what she asked, but just more inane questions.

    We go back to working. A bit later, the phone rings again. And it's again her. Kim grabs it again and now she's asking about the prices for dishes, our flavors, and now more custard-related questions. Alright, that's a bit more normal.

    Working again. About 20 minute later, a woman comes up and orders several hot dogs/chili dogs and a few dishes of custard. Ends up being the same lady who called those three times. Awesome. We make all her items and hand them out all at once. I announce her items with a smile and give them to her.

    This is where it gets interesting.

    Crazy Lady: Which ones the all-beef hot dog?
    Me: *confused* Umm...They're all all-beef.
    CL: All of them? I only wanted one all-beef hot dog!
    Me: *still confused* Uhh...We only sell all-beef hot dogs *thinking - what else does she want? A tofurkey dog?*
    CL: *leaves in unhappy huff*

    Not so much sucky, just very odd...I told my manager about this and he seemed to get hung up on it for days, just not understanding what else this lady could have been referring to.

  • #2
    How very strange... Maybe she thought that the chili dogs wouldn't have beef in them?!

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    • #3
      Actually most hotdogs contain pork products which is why other types are specified, such as the all beef hotdogs.
      I used to be disgusted... Now I'm just amused

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      • #4
        Quoth PetStoreKate View Post
        How very strange... Maybe she thought that the chili dogs wouldn't have beef in them?!
        Maybe she thought chili dogs were actually made from chili?
        I don't go in for ancient wisdom
        I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
        It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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        • #5
          But chili is made from beef, is it not? My head hurts.
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          • #6
            chili can be made from pork, and chicken, and turkey... mmmmm turkey chili...

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            • #7
              Quoth ta2ooed1 View Post
              Actually most hotdogs contain pork products which is why other types are specified, such as the all beef hotdogs.
              Nonsense! Everyone knows hot dogs are made form shoestrings.
              "We were put on this Earth to fart around, and don't let anyone ever tell you otherwise." -Kurt Vonnegut

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              • #8
                We used to have turkeydogs at my middle school. Those things were GREAT!
                "I've found that when you want to know the truth about someone, that someone is probably the last person you should ask." - House

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                • #9
                  I could understand her question (as I have gotten them alot when I worked at a convenience store that only sold all beef hot dogs.) but when she went on that she wanted only one, I had to sit up and say HUH?

                  Did she expect from calling so many times that you guys would go and find one all beef hot dog for her group? or did she think that you suddenly went to all beef hot dogs because one person in her group needed one?

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                  • #10
                    Now thats customer service. One person wants an all beef hotdog so you change the entire menu for them....Dont do it too often or they'll expect it....

                    Seriously though that confuses me as to what was going through her head too and usually I can figure wierd out ofter my friends.

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                    • #11
                      Oh, I forgot to add, she also wanted fries.

                      The way she said it, it made it seem like she only wanted one of the three hot dogs to be all beef and the others to be...Mystery meat maybe? The leftover entrails of several pigs/cows/random animals?

                      The all-beef question came before the chili question too, so I don't think she was asking if the chili was all-beef or the hot dog was made of chili...

                      She was just an all-around baffling woman.

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Custard Chick View Post
                        Oh, I forgot to add, she also wanted fries.

                        The way she said it, it made it seem like she only wanted one of the three hot dogs to be all beef and the others to be...Mystery meat maybe? The leftover entrails of several pigs/cows/random animals?

                        The all-beef question came before the chili question too, so I don't think she was asking if the chili was all-beef or the hot dog was made of chili...

                        She was just an all-around baffling woman.
                        mmm...chili sammiches...

                        Yes. This topic is now about delicious chili sammiches. Carry on.
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                        • #13
                          Soylent dogs? They've an odd, green tinge, and... They're made from Sucky Customers!

                          Happy Halloween.
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Juwl View Post
                            Soylent dogs? They've an odd, green tinge, and... They're made from Sucky Customers!

                            Happy Halloween.
                            ewwwwwww

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                            • #15
                              I much prefer the type of chili made from venison. Especially the stuff my mom makes, that you regret the third bowl, or second if you didn't have rice with it.
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