(posted before the hack; I didn't save it so will try to recall it as best as I can)
This incident is set down "me local", which is a great place to spend a Friday night. At the time of the incident, my mate was behind the bar and I was having a chat with her before the rampaging hordes came in at around half 9. I often go in earlier than that so we can have a good gossip.
J: My mate
Me: Butting in as usual
Chavettes: The duh brains
HC: The head chavette
Me and J were chatting about various things when a group of chavettes came in. They came up to the bar and asked for alcohol. None of them looked 18 so J quite properly asked them for ID. This is where the fun begins.
HC: Excuse me? We're all 18!
J: I'm sorry, but I need proof of that before I can serve you.
HC: But we don't have any, cuz we were going out for a drink if that's OK with you.
J: In that case, I can't serve you alcohol.
HC: But we've been coming here for years and everyone else who works here serves us!
Me: No you haven't; I'm a regular here and I've never seen any of you here before in my life.
HC: Well we usually come in on Saturday nights.
Me: So do I.
HC: (looking at her gang of fellow chavettes) Well, I guess we'll go someplace else. Come on. (leaves)
By the way, HC's use of "Excuse me" was as sincere as J's "I'm sorry."
This incident is set down "me local", which is a great place to spend a Friday night. At the time of the incident, my mate was behind the bar and I was having a chat with her before the rampaging hordes came in at around half 9. I often go in earlier than that so we can have a good gossip.
J: My mate
Me: Butting in as usual
Chavettes: The duh brains
HC: The head chavette
Me and J were chatting about various things when a group of chavettes came in. They came up to the bar and asked for alcohol. None of them looked 18 so J quite properly asked them for ID. This is where the fun begins.
HC: Excuse me? We're all 18!
J: I'm sorry, but I need proof of that before I can serve you.
HC: But we don't have any, cuz we were going out for a drink if that's OK with you.
J: In that case, I can't serve you alcohol.
HC: But we've been coming here for years and everyone else who works here serves us!
Me: No you haven't; I'm a regular here and I've never seen any of you here before in my life.
HC: Well we usually come in on Saturday nights.
Me: So do I.
HC: (looking at her gang of fellow chavettes) Well, I guess we'll go someplace else. Come on. (leaves)
By the way, HC's use of "Excuse me" was as sincere as J's "I'm sorry."
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