Umm.....thhhhanks?

[friendofjimmyk]

Okay, this one is not so much sucky as it is...well, I just don't know what it is...


I pull up on a call last night and two gentlemen get out of the car. The one on the passenger side is drinking a beer. I recognize him and he me from a call a few months ago - same situation, he was present with beer in hand. No problem, to each his own.

Apparently, this evening, they'd had been waiting for service for some time. I had to get my jack out to raise the passenger side (busted ball joint - sometimes you can straighten the tire out to make it roll).

This kind gentlemen tells me, "Well, forgive me but I've had a few beers tonight."

I get closer to the car and he points to a significantly large wet spot around the passenger rear tire and further states, "you probably don't want to kneel there, that's where I've been peeing."

Probably? No, there is no probably about it, I don't want to kneel there! Thank you for telling me.

It took some time for me to load the vehicle and he would step to the side occasionally to relieve himself...however, he didn't take the time to conceal himself. He did so right by a very small tree merely 20 ft from me.



He then proceeds to inquire about my marital status and if I have a boyfriend. Yeah, because YOU'RE so stealing my heart right now. THEN, we get to his house where his WIFE comes out with their child.

Where do I sign up for some of you?

[crazylegs]

At least he had the decency to inform you the warm liquid on the seat eminated from his person and he wasn't so inebriated he didn't even notice.

[wagegoth]

He doesn't understand that beer goggles only work in one direction.

Eww.

[auntiem]

WTF?! He knows someone has been called out to fix the car and still pees right next to the car? Charming.

[friendofjimmyk]

WTF?! He knows someone has been called out to fix the car and still pees right next to the car? Charming.

Not only that, but also 20 ft from me in plain view! Now that's charming! NOT!

[Killer Bees]

A little off topic, but that reminds me of a dating disaster that happened to my mum a few years back.

She went out with this guy who seemed really nice. They had dinner in a fine restaurant. During the dinner, he complained about everything - his job, his exwife, his boss, his kids, etc which put my mother off no end.

They order a bottle of wine. Mum had a couple of glasses and he polished off the rest and ordered another which he also finished. By the end of the evening, he was completely shloshed and slurring his words.

They left the restaurant and while he waited for the valet to bring his car around, he went over to a nearby wall and peed against it, in full view of my mum

He came back, zipping up his pants and wanted to drive my mother home. She looked at him like he was from Mars, said "no thanks, and don't bother calling me again." He wanted to know if it was because of the peeing against the wall thing and she said, "amongst other things."

Fellows - NEVER expose your wriggler in front a woman unless she asks you to. Biggest date killer ever.