We had a weird one today! The boss and I were both behind the counter, this guy came in and paid for his fuel.
Then said "I love shopping here because you're independent*. Did you know George Bush's family control 60% of the oil market because they own Exxon? There's too many wars because of oil and religion and money. George Bush, Tony Hair** and Johnny Howard should be hung for war crimes. I've had enough of oil prices, I'm going out to the desert and catch me a wild camel. Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face, he sure lived up to his name. Look at this t-shirt, it's hilarious! (removes his jacket to show a big penis on the back of his shirt) Goerge Bush can suck on that one, hey! I see your chicken shop there, I can't eat that shit, I need beef." etc. etc.
After he left the store, the boss and a guy from the parent company went to the not-KFC next door to get lunch. They got halfway there and saw the crazy guy in there placing an order (so much for not being able to eat chicken), then suddenly saw a few other minor jobs that needed doing right then. finishing those jobs just happened to coincide with crazy guy leaving.
*we are franchised, but the parent company isn't owned by Exxon or Shell or BP or one of the other major oil companies.
**yes he couldn't get the former British Prime Minister's name right.
Then said "I love shopping here because you're independent*. Did you know George Bush's family control 60% of the oil market because they own Exxon? There's too many wars because of oil and religion and money. George Bush, Tony Hair** and Johnny Howard should be hung for war crimes. I've had enough of oil prices, I'm going out to the desert and catch me a wild camel. Dick Cheney shot his friend in the face, he sure lived up to his name. Look at this t-shirt, it's hilarious! (removes his jacket to show a big penis on the back of his shirt) Goerge Bush can suck on that one, hey! I see your chicken shop there, I can't eat that shit, I need beef." etc. etc.
After he left the store, the boss and a guy from the parent company went to the not-KFC next door to get lunch. They got halfway there and saw the crazy guy in there placing an order (so much for not being able to eat chicken), then suddenly saw a few other minor jobs that needed doing right then. finishing those jobs just happened to coincide with crazy guy leaving.
*we are franchised, but the parent company isn't owned by Exxon or Shell or BP or one of the other major oil companies.
**yes he couldn't get the former British Prime Minister's name right.
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