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  • There's Someone Behind the Door!!!

    So these folks aren't really customers because it was a free event. But they still sucked.

    Backstory: My friend is a RA in a building that decided to throw a (very impressive) Halloween party for the university at their quad. One of the things they had set up was a haunted house. Last minute, one of the actors dissappeared, so she asked me to fill in. My job was to jump out from behind a door when the guides led a group into my "room", shriek/ scream bloody murder and silly string the group. This was mostly awesome, minus a few incidents.

    1) There's somone behind the door!

    Sometimes when groups came in, someone would push against the door i was hiding behind and realize that it wouldn't go all the way back to the wall. Following this discovery, the group (usually boys) would slam their body weight against the door while shouting like monkies. The doorknob would go into my stomach, which now has a bruise larger than a grapefruit. On one occaison, the lacross team decided to slam against the door. I had to be rescued by a guide.

    2) I had things set up on chairs to try to keep people from going behind the door before i could scare them. As I was a last-minute add-in, i had to use props from my own costume. A girl grabbed my hat and bag (containing cell, keys, and ID) and ran out of the room. Ten points to my friend M, who ran after her and grabbed it back.

    3) One of the actors was tied up in rope and a straightjacket as part of her costume. When people came around her corner, she's scream and roll around and shout random things. She was actually TIED up, as part of her costume. A guy decided he would SIT on her and start grabbing her. We had to tear him off of her, but he ran. Bastard.

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    Bastard should've been arrested. Really, attacking actors in a haunted house is no different than attacking them in a theater. Assault and battery is not a joke, he could've seriously hurt that girl. Fortunately for him, he ran like the coward he is.

    (Not to mention, when people pull crap like that, they're spoiling the illusion, breaking character and just being a jackass and ruining everyone's fun. Not quite up there with assault and battery, just thought I'd let my inner theater nerd show.)
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    • #3
      The only haunted anything I've ever been to, the guide told us right at the beginning, "Do not touch the actors, they won't touch you."
      "I call murder on that!"

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      • #4
        At least some of them were most likely drunk. One year in college this senior went to the senior essay party unbelieveably trashed. The first part of the party the tutors and admin are there for, they give out awards and make announcements and stuff, then they step down and let us raise hell undisturbed. But most people understand, no matter how drunk you are, to be polite while the tutors are doing their thing.

        This dude kept screaming, repeatedly, at the tutors onstage "Take off your clothes! TAKE OFF YOUR CLOTHES!" laughing hysterically, and falling over. He was sitting right behind me and oh bog, was it annoying. Finally a security dude along with a couple students waded into the crowd, picked the guy up off the floor and carried him out of the room. People clapped and laughed, and we kept on doing our thing. He did get in trouble later on (when he was sober); the tutors were not impressed.
        Because as we all know, on the Internet all men are men, all women are men and all children are FBI agents.

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        • #5
          Quoth XCashier View Post
          Bastard should've been arrested. Really, attacking actors in a haunted house is no different than attacking them in a theater. Assault and battery is not a joke, he could've seriously hurt that girl. Fortunately for him, he ran like the coward he is.
          And a brutal maiming with a rusty hatchet would be perfectly thematic for Halloween, too!
          ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
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