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    Fist off, hi I'm new here. As my first post I figured I'd share a story of a recent SC I had. I work the grave shift at a 24 hour convenience store but considering the hours and the nature of the business I don't usually have many problems with my customer base. Sure I get drunks and stoners (I'd rather deal with 1000 stoners then one drunk honestly) but most of them are pretty well behaved anyway.

    I had one guy come up to my counter, he was pretty trashed but well behaved and I watched him get out of the passenger side of the car so I knew he had a desi. (I do call police if I see a drunk get behind the wheel) He had the usual drunk stuff, snack food, cigarettes, whatever. I ID him for his smokes and he get a bit indignant on me about it, I don't really care. He hands me his ID and tells me to hurry because he has to pee. Sympathizing, I ring him up quickly and cash him out. I expect him to take his stuff and head to the bathroom but instead he turns and leaves. I don't really think much about it figuring he must live close, I'd rather pee in my own toilet too. So anyway, next customer comes up to the counter, sober regular, and I ring him up and cash him out. as he turns to leave he stops, looks at me and says "ooh, there's water on the floor here." I looks over the counter and sure enough, there's a big puddle right where the drunk was standing. I thank him and wish him a good night, but all I was thinking was "ooh god, that's not water."

  • #2
    Oh jeez! Why can't people just hold it in and not embarass themselves be peeing in a public place!

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    • #3
      Better pee than poop, I say.
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
      RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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      • #4
        Quoth MoonChild2007 View Post
        Oh jeez! Why can't people just hold it in and not embarass themselves be peeing in a public place!
        better question, if he really needed to pee, why didn't he oh you know, go to the bathroom then get his stuff... just a thought.
        oh and TibrisXVII, welcome to our little slice of sanity.
        If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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        • #5
          Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
          welcome to our little slice of sanity.
          Sanity?
          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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          • #6
            On the Saturday before Halloween, we were out party-hopping in costume. We got to my friend's hubby's old friend's place, and he was trashed. As we were sitting around commenting on how trashed he was, he came over, sat on my buddy's lap, and we all got a great view of the giant wet spot covering his crotch. At that point, we deemed it time to leave that particular get-together.
            "In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case

            “You don't need many words if you already know what you're talking about.” ~William Stafford

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            • #7
              Quoth myswtghst View Post
              On the Saturday before Halloween, we were out party-hopping in costume. We got to my friend's hubby's old friend's place, and he was trashed. As we were sitting around commenting on how trashed he was, he came over, sat on my buddy's lap, and we all got a great view of the giant wet spot covering his crotch. At that point, we deemed it time to leave that particular get-together.
              Ewww! I'd be kicking him off my lap, that's for damn sure.
              Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

              "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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              • #8
                Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                Sanity?
                well, compared to our customers we are sane...
                If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                • #9
                  Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                  well, compared to our customers we are sane...
                  No, we're not. We're just crazy in a funner way.
                  ...WHY DO YOU TEMPT WHAT LITTLE FAITH IN HUMANITY I HAVE!?! -- Kalga
                  And I want a pony for Christmas but neither of us is getting what we want OK! What you are asking is impossible. -- Wicked Lexi

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