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  • The hit movie of 2008...

    In the tradition of Amadeus and Universal Soldier, they're making a movie about classical composers starring Jean-Claude Van Damme, Sylvester Stallone and Arnold Schwarzenegger.

    The lead actors got to choose their roles. When asked who they'd prefer to play, van Damme said "I'll be Beethoven". Stallone said "I'll be Mozart", and Schwarzenegger said "I'll be Bach".


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    That joke reminds me I need to go to the store.

    Just let me get out some paper and I'll write my Chopin Lizt.
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      Both of you should be taken out back and summarily executed.

      If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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        The Surprise Symphony startled me so much, I felt like running and Haydn.

        I can't Handel Christmas without hearing Hallelujah!

        Wocka wocka wocka!
        Last edited by Irving Patrick Freleigh; 01-13-2008, 04:52 AM. Reason: I got my classical composers cornfused
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          Did you hear about the two snare drums and the cymbal that fell off the cliff?

          Badum pum psht!


          Okay, not composer, but still musical, right?
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          • #6
            So three tuba players walk past a bar.....

            ...Hey, anything's possible!

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            • #7
              On that note...methinks I'll go take a rest...
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              • #8
                ARGH! I can't stop laughing, what Vivaldi music puns on this thread!
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                • #9
                  Hold me, I'm a fermata.....

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