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  • "You don't know anything about customer service!"

    That's what some woman said to me today.
    Oh boo-hoo.
    Here's the reason:
    She bought a quilt cover set that she quickly decided she didn't want. Fine. I call to get it refunded for her, and in the meantime start taking the next customer, as my manager said it would be a few minutes.
    Note that when my manager told me it would be a few minutes I also relayed this to the customer.
    Moving on,
    My manager actually got to me rather quickly, but at this point I was 1/4 the way through a moderately sized order (bed, mattress, delivery, accessories, all totaling just over $1,200) so I wasn't going to stop, void it out, get the refund done then start all over again.
    So this short conversation is had:

    SC: What the hell is TAKING so long!?
    Me: Well, I mentioned my manager was going to be a few minutes so I started on this lady's order and now I just need to finish it up and your refund will be all set.
    SC: Well you shouldn't have started scanning anything!
    Me: And hold up my line?
    SC: You don't know anything about customer service!
    Me: Mmhmm. Now if I can just get back to finishing this lady's order I can get your refund done much quicker.
    SC: *rabble rabble rabble*

    So by her logic, good customer service would be me holding up my entire line to wait to service one customer. Yeeeeah, I don't see that happening.
    If you want to do your shopping at the register and only decide what you want and what you don't after you've paid for it then guess what? You have to fucking wait.
    She's just lucky I didn't send her to the pit of hell with the 30 minute wait known as Customer Service.


    You know what else was fun about today?
    Walking in and seeing the entire restaurant PACKED, and a massive hoard of people in some sort of disorganised "line" leading from the upstairs restaurant, down the escalator, and through to the front entrance.
    They were all there to buy some table and chair set we had on for $29. We had something like 650 of them and they were gone in 45 minutes, with a limit of two per family.
    Ok, it was two per customer, but people always pull that, "Well then my kids will each buy two and me and my husband will each buy two and my dead aunt who's buried in Uganda will buy two," shit so I made up my own rule that suited me just fine.
    When our store opens there's an automatic PA message that plays, but message or not no customers are allowed in if the forklifts are still on the floor.
    So first they all RUN from the main entrance to the cash lanes, get through some unlocked gates and are yelled at to get back in.
    Some people were pulling on the locked gates, trying to jump over them or go under them, and when we were finally allowed to let everyone in they RAN into the store to buy these shitty tables and chairs.
    http://www.ikea.com/PIAimages/57603_PE163177_S4.jpg
    Everyone was saying that someone should have been videotaping the whole thing.
    I did a double shift today so my brain is mush and my ability to paint a picture with my words is... umm... not good.

    Ah yes, this, plus the hoards of people in for the free breakfast, the fist fight that erupted in the parking lot that required three cop cars to be called to break it up and cashiers being SCREAMED at.
    The holiday pay plus time and a half doesn't feel worth it.
    Last edited by rerant; 02-19-2008, 02:28 AM.

  • #2
    All that over furniture?

    And I thought I had it rough...

    There's no IKEA stores near me but there's talk they might build one around Milwaukee. If/when that ever happens I'll have to check it out.
    Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

    "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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    • #3
      I don't even know what Ikea is. I see commercials for it....it must be some really big store that has no desire being in a small piss ant area of Wi? LoL.
      You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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      • #4
        GIANT Swedish furniture chain that essentially sells all their furniture in a state you have to assemble yourself.

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        • #5
          The stuff that Ikea sells sometimes comes unfinished (as in bare plain wood) and without screws. It's clearly printed on the packaging but I'm sure customers never look. I don't mind buying that way though, since I have no problem getting some screws and hardware together.
          "I don't have an anger problem I have an idiot problem!" - Hank Hill

          When in deadly danger, when beset by doubt, run around in little circles, wave your arms and shout!

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          • #6
            There's one in Schaumburg, IL. I've been there a few times and actually, most of my furniture is from there, but I've always tried to go during as "off" of times as I could find. I know people who drive down from Milwaukee and that area in WI just to go there, though.
            "In the end I was the mean girl/or somebody's in between girl"~Neko Case

            “You don't need many words if you already know what you're talking about.” ~William Stafford

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            • #7
              Quoth myswtghst View Post
              I know people who drive down from Milwaukee and that area in WI just to go there, though.
              People come from the US to shop here. They actually drive a MINIMUM of two hours (if they're lucky) to get to my store.
              A lot of people come from New Jersey, which, if I relate it to my drive to Long Island, is somewhere in the neighborhood of nine hours, give or take.

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              • #8
                "Sorry Ma'am, you're right. Next time I'll hold the line up as long as it takes."
                But even then she's prolly whine

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                • #9
                  Quoth Arucard View Post
                  GIANT Swedish furniture chain that essentially sells all their furniture in a state you have to assemble yourself.

                  IKEA = basically a 3D jigsaw puzzle in a box that you hope ends up looking vaguely like furniture when put together.
                  "You know, there are times when it's a source of personal pride not to be human." - Hobbes

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                  • #10
                    Quoth CancelMyService View Post
                    IKEA = basically a 3D jigsaw puzzle in a box that you hope ends up looking vaguely like furniture when put together.
                    Ikea is a source of endless amusement for furniture hackers.

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                    • #11
                      I have a theory, I believe that if you give the customer whatever it is they want but do it in a very rude way then your providing great customer service.
                      If you follow policy and don't give the customer everything they want but do it in a very nice way you giving lousy customer service.

                      I just love how people hearing the phrase "I'm sorry, but we cannot give you $500.00 to keep your business" equate this with bad customer service. These people as kids threw tantrums in a store to get their parents to buy them candy. Now they throw tantrums in their adult lives to try and get what they want.

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                      • #12
                        Goodness, people sure like their tables. Why would you need more than two tables per household anyway?
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                        • #13
                          Quoth hinakiba777 View Post
                          Goodness, people sure like their tables. Why would you need more than two tables per household anyway?
                          Kitchen Table
                          Dining Room Table
                          Coffee Table (X2)
                          Computer Table (X2)
                          Hall Table
                          Bedside Table (X beds or sleepers, which ever is greater)

                          I'm sure I could find more in some peoples houses but thats all I can think of at the moment!
                          A PSA, if I may, as well as another.

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                          • #14
                            I would pay $29 for someone to come remove that table set from my home.

                            If you have to ask, it's probably better posted at www.fratching.com

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                            • #15
                              Ikea is like crack for suburbanites. Seriously, no matter when I go there, it's *always* packed. But, quite a few things in my home came from Ikea--the CD racks, my TV stand, the end tables, nightstand, clothes cupboard, bookcases, etc. About the only thing I can fault their merchandise...is some of it comes in *nasty* colors!
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