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I appreciate that you paid me. I've had several clients who cheated me before. I appreciate even more that you paid me the entire fee in advance, I was able to make a nice down payment on a new car.
But you've already paid me. Please, for the love of all that is holy, stop doing the checkout procedure on the website. You paid me eight times in one day for a single project. I know the item does not yet say it has been delivered. That does not mean your payment has not been received, as I told you yesterday. So why, pray tell, did I open my email to discover you'd paid for the same item THREE MORE TIMES?
Oh, because you got a payment canceled notice? Yes, that was for the payments I canceled because you'd already paid me in full.
I like you. You are a nice client. You are genuinely interesting to talk to and I'm having a lot of fun with your project. If all my clients were as pleasant as you my aspirin bills would be much lower. Believe me, if you weren't so nice I'd have accepted the additional payments and you'd be wondering why your bank account was drained.
In the future, please drink your coffee before reading your email, like a responsible adult.
But you've already paid me. Please, for the love of all that is holy, stop doing the checkout procedure on the website. You paid me eight times in one day for a single project. I know the item does not yet say it has been delivered. That does not mean your payment has not been received, as I told you yesterday. So why, pray tell, did I open my email to discover you'd paid for the same item THREE MORE TIMES?
Oh, because you got a payment canceled notice? Yes, that was for the payments I canceled because you'd already paid me in full.
I like you. You are a nice client. You are genuinely interesting to talk to and I'm having a lot of fun with your project. If all my clients were as pleasant as you my aspirin bills would be much lower. Believe me, if you weren't so nice I'd have accepted the additional payments and you'd be wondering why your bank account was drained.
In the future, please drink your coffee before reading your email, like a responsible adult.
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