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These are answers from people's surveys that I came across while doing my job. I don't call people for surveys anymore, I just take their answers and sort through them. Sometimes I wish I could call these people and tell them how dumb they are. Some are just plain funny.
Q: If you had one "extra" hour each day, what would you be most likely to do during that hour?
A: Make woopie
Q: Other important reasons why you have become or would become more involved in political advocacy and/or elected politic?
A: Sometimes we have more interest and knowlege in an area and are able to contribute more than people without that knowlege and experience (gee, ya think?)
Q: What do you dislike about Chip cards?
A: Will certainly lead to higher user fees from the companies that are obviously run by clones of Shylock
Q: What can you remember about the most recent commercial you saw or heard for Pillsbury Toaster Strudels?
A: Hey, I don't control the remote blame my dad that i never see commercials.
Q: What can you remember about the most recent advertising you saw for Budweiser?
A: I don't know, I don't watch the commercials because I think their beer tastes like dead frogs (is that specific enough?)
Q: In your opinion, why do you think someone applies to become a Canadian citizen?
A: movies in canada
A: maybe to show good faith that they are for Canada and not against Canada
A: newfoundlanders were born here but were not citizens (partly true, but it wasn't just Newfoundlanders who had that issue)
A: Leaders have to be prayed for and we have to turst their leadership and have to keep a close eye on what there doing and how the uphold the public (What? Where did this come from??)
A: Because they're not from here.
A: some of them are terrorists and I dont think they have been checked properly cuz i dont know. All of them have false ID
Peoples' spellings of the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV):
-Harmone poplova vaccine
-Hapilona virus
-Hemapapaloma virus
-Hepatitus Papiloma vaccine
-Happa papalone vacine
-Heredity pelvic virus
-Herpes Pappa Virus
-Human Virus
-Vacsean
-Human papalomise virsus
-Human Papaloville virus
-Hypo Pavolic Vaccine
Q: What aboriginal issues are you aware of?
A: I heard Bush is touring Asia.
Q: What problems or issues did you encounter? (Air Canada Jazz)
A:i am a 57 year old Caucasian woman. My bags were all opened and examined at the Windsor airport and I was thoroughly searched. Even my boots were removed. I have arthritis and all that packing and unpacking was a painful inconvenience. Meanwhile, there were 2 Mid-Eastern people, working at the airport with direct access to the baggage, airplane and airport who better fit the profile of terrorist. One of them was a young adult Mid-Eastern male. Yet, I was told when I mentioned this that I was being racist, and guilty of racial profiling. Tell me, how many 57 year old Caucasian women have been suicide bombers, or crashed planes into buildings? Hiring people to work in an airport with access to the planes and baggage should be a secure and meticulous process. Due consideration must be given to the ethnicity of the applicant when determining their access to different security levels. Different government investigative units (RCMP etc)use profiling to find the perpertrator. In this case, profiling should be used as a prophylactic measure to lessen the chances of a hijacking or bombing. Hiring airport workers from a demographic that has shown to have historical links with terrorist activity, (99.9% of terrorists have been young, adult Mid-Eastern males) shows a remarkable lack of prudence and foresight on your part. Wake up, Air Canada. there is a time to be politically correct and a time to be prudent.
(This last one really really pissed me off, how much more prejudiced can you be? I'm glad that the security people told her she was being racist, what a numpty)
Q: If you had one "extra" hour each day, what would you be most likely to do during that hour?
A: Make woopie
Q: Other important reasons why you have become or would become more involved in political advocacy and/or elected politic?
A: Sometimes we have more interest and knowlege in an area and are able to contribute more than people without that knowlege and experience (gee, ya think?)
Q: What do you dislike about Chip cards?
A: Will certainly lead to higher user fees from the companies that are obviously run by clones of Shylock
Q: What can you remember about the most recent commercial you saw or heard for Pillsbury Toaster Strudels?
A: Hey, I don't control the remote blame my dad that i never see commercials.
Q: What can you remember about the most recent advertising you saw for Budweiser?
A: I don't know, I don't watch the commercials because I think their beer tastes like dead frogs (is that specific enough?)
Q: In your opinion, why do you think someone applies to become a Canadian citizen?
A: movies in canada
A: maybe to show good faith that they are for Canada and not against Canada
A: newfoundlanders were born here but were not citizens (partly true, but it wasn't just Newfoundlanders who had that issue)
A: Leaders have to be prayed for and we have to turst their leadership and have to keep a close eye on what there doing and how the uphold the public (What? Where did this come from??)
A: Because they're not from here.
A: some of them are terrorists and I dont think they have been checked properly cuz i dont know. All of them have false ID
Peoples' spellings of the Human Papilloma Virus (HPV):
-Harmone poplova vaccine
-Hapilona virus
-Hemapapaloma virus
-Hepatitus Papiloma vaccine
-Happa papalone vacine
-Heredity pelvic virus
-Herpes Pappa Virus
-Human Virus
-Vacsean
-Human papalomise virsus
-Human Papaloville virus
-Hypo Pavolic Vaccine
Q: What aboriginal issues are you aware of?
A: I heard Bush is touring Asia.
Q: What problems or issues did you encounter? (Air Canada Jazz)
A:i am a 57 year old Caucasian woman. My bags were all opened and examined at the Windsor airport and I was thoroughly searched. Even my boots were removed. I have arthritis and all that packing and unpacking was a painful inconvenience. Meanwhile, there were 2 Mid-Eastern people, working at the airport with direct access to the baggage, airplane and airport who better fit the profile of terrorist. One of them was a young adult Mid-Eastern male. Yet, I was told when I mentioned this that I was being racist, and guilty of racial profiling. Tell me, how many 57 year old Caucasian women have been suicide bombers, or crashed planes into buildings? Hiring people to work in an airport with access to the planes and baggage should be a secure and meticulous process. Due consideration must be given to the ethnicity of the applicant when determining their access to different security levels. Different government investigative units (RCMP etc)use profiling to find the perpertrator. In this case, profiling should be used as a prophylactic measure to lessen the chances of a hijacking or bombing. Hiring airport workers from a demographic that has shown to have historical links with terrorist activity, (99.9% of terrorists have been young, adult Mid-Eastern males) shows a remarkable lack of prudence and foresight on your part. Wake up, Air Canada. there is a time to be politically correct and a time to be prudent.
(This last one really really pissed me off, how much more prejudiced can you be? I'm glad that the security people told her she was being racist, what a numpty)
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