Why, yes, I do offer a military discount. It's 5% off.
No, I'm not going to give you 15% off. I really don't care that you were a Marine and not some stupid 'grunt' or 'fish'. And no, you weren't under fire at Camp Pendleton. It's only a few miles away from San Diego. How would I know? I was born there.
No, that doesn't mean you get a 15% discount because you are a Marine like my father. In fact, the only reason I give a discount at all is that my uncle was in the Navy and directed some of his old buddies to use my services.
Not supporting the troops is treason? Oh well, guess you'll have to report me to the NSA. Oh, by the way, the military discount has been discontinued. Please slam the door on the way out, the hinges have been sticking. Thank you.
I'm sorry about that sir. Oh, no, I assure you, the military discount is still offered, though I'm considering a marine exception. What's that? You were Navy? And your wife is Coast Guard. Well then, that adds up to a 10% discount, and do thank her again for the fudge. My husband enjoyed it immensely.
No, I'm not going to give you 15% off. I really don't care that you were a Marine and not some stupid 'grunt' or 'fish'. And no, you weren't under fire at Camp Pendleton. It's only a few miles away from San Diego. How would I know? I was born there.
No, that doesn't mean you get a 15% discount because you are a Marine like my father. In fact, the only reason I give a discount at all is that my uncle was in the Navy and directed some of his old buddies to use my services.
Not supporting the troops is treason? Oh well, guess you'll have to report me to the NSA. Oh, by the way, the military discount has been discontinued. Please slam the door on the way out, the hinges have been sticking. Thank you.
I'm sorry about that sir. Oh, no, I assure you, the military discount is still offered, though I'm considering a marine exception. What's that? You were Navy? And your wife is Coast Guard. Well then, that adds up to a 10% discount, and do thank her again for the fudge. My husband enjoyed it immensely.
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