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Severely Disgusting Night At Work (super gross)
For the record, this was the worst mess I have ever had to clean up in the bathrooms. This mess was an epic scale in men's, and in women's, restrooms.
If you have a quesy stomach over these things, turn away. Because I am blunt and to the point about the horrors I and my many used gloves saw.
Women's Restroom
Just because I went there first.
The small stall had a huge pile of TP in the 2ft deep garbage can. There was a diaper full of poopie in it... but not baby poo? Wha.. OH NOES it had to be adult poo! Just laying on top!
Why do I think it looked adult? While the diaper was -3 yr ol size, there was a monster of a mess in that diaper. Holy cow. Ew.
The handicap stall was worse. I don't know if this poor woman couldn't make it to the potty, or had something happen to her. We were never notified of an emergency, no customers were messy, and no one ran out the door in a hurry.
Basically, it was a large puddle of tinkle and blood. And an unused tampon in the garbage, with a very used personal pad on the ground by the toilet.
The sink was immaculate.
Men's Restroom
My first step in landed in tinkle. It covered such a large area that I don't honestly believe the elastic men of sci-fi could have escaped it.
The urinal had a vast amount of four inch pubic hairs under it, and someone appears to have had expolsive diarrhea. Where, you ask? It looked like they turned their booty to the urinal and just let loose. Blegh...
But what took the cake was how the stall looked. There were piles of dookie on both SIDES of the toilet ON THE FLOOR! The potty was so filled with urine, that if I had flushed it, the water coming in while it went down would have overflowed it.
What's that on the wall? Someone obviously set their cheeks to the wall, walked left along it going #2, then walked back higher/lower than the first run, pooping on their stepped-on poo.
How do I know it happened that way?
The heel marks of brown leading from the line, to the sink, and out into the hallway.
That was horrid. Absolutely horrid.
We were so busy in the kitchens/up front/cleaning dishes no one had time to check the bathrooms. I know everyone left early to use the toilet if they had to, because we yell "Going to the back!" when we go**. Why, customers... why?!
**We yell that because next door there are stabbings every other week. The fellows over there come by and eat, so we're just trying to be safe in case one of them gets a sticky trigger finger while they're visiting.
If you have a quesy stomach over these things, turn away. Because I am blunt and to the point about the horrors I and my many used gloves saw.
Women's Restroom
Just because I went there first.
The small stall had a huge pile of TP in the 2ft deep garbage can. There was a diaper full of poopie in it... but not baby poo? Wha.. OH NOES it had to be adult poo! Just laying on top!
Why do I think it looked adult? While the diaper was -3 yr ol size, there was a monster of a mess in that diaper. Holy cow. Ew.
The handicap stall was worse. I don't know if this poor woman couldn't make it to the potty, or had something happen to her. We were never notified of an emergency, no customers were messy, and no one ran out the door in a hurry.
Basically, it was a large puddle of tinkle and blood. And an unused tampon in the garbage, with a very used personal pad on the ground by the toilet.
The sink was immaculate.
Men's Restroom
My first step in landed in tinkle. It covered such a large area that I don't honestly believe the elastic men of sci-fi could have escaped it.
The urinal had a vast amount of four inch pubic hairs under it, and someone appears to have had expolsive diarrhea. Where, you ask? It looked like they turned their booty to the urinal and just let loose. Blegh...
But what took the cake was how the stall looked. There were piles of dookie on both SIDES of the toilet ON THE FLOOR! The potty was so filled with urine, that if I had flushed it, the water coming in while it went down would have overflowed it.
What's that on the wall? Someone obviously set their cheeks to the wall, walked left along it going #2, then walked back higher/lower than the first run, pooping on their stepped-on poo.
How do I know it happened that way?
The heel marks of brown leading from the line, to the sink, and out into the hallway.
That was horrid. Absolutely horrid.
We were so busy in the kitchens/up front/cleaning dishes no one had time to check the bathrooms. I know everyone left early to use the toilet if they had to, because we yell "Going to the back!" when we go**. Why, customers... why?!
**We yell that because next door there are stabbings every other week. The fellows over there come by and eat, so we're just trying to be safe in case one of them gets a sticky trigger finger while they're visiting.
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