What...why...what...WHAT??

[customersruinmylife]

A lady comes up to me. She is quite angry.

SC: This beer is disgusting! Look at it! Look how cloudy it is!
Me: OK. I'll get you a new beer. It does look like it has reached the end of the barrel though. What beer was it so I know which one to change?
SC: I don't know, but it's disgusting. I can't drink it!
Me: You don't know what beer you bought?
SC: Well I didn't buy it!

This is the part where I thought she was going to say "My husband did!"

But she didn't.

SC: I found it!
Me: You found it?
SC: Yes! It was at that empty table over there! It's disgusting! I can't drink it!
Me: You TOOK at beer off an empty table...and you're COMPLAINING about it?
SC: Yes! It's disgust...
Me: GET...OUT...OF...MY...BAR.
SC: What?
Me: Get out. NOW.

She scarpered. I felt so powerful...my bar Even though it is far from mine!

I just don't understand. She was a respectable looking woman, middle aged, dressed well, quite well spoken and she wasn't drunk!

I mean...what! I had to go into the kitchen to vent about it for about ten minutes I was so mad with her.

[gunsage]

Well, she was half right. That IS rather disgusting.

[chainedbarista]

ick; that reminds me of a scene in 'caddyshack' where that one kid (the rich guy's son??) was going around 'finishing' off the leftover drinks on all the tables, to include ones with cigarette butts in them.

wow...!

[crazylegs]

Woohoo, theft by finding as well as running the risk of cold sores/other nasties! Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner!

[poofy_puff]

That takes the cake with eleventy candles on it.

[Bobsentme]

Even in my heaviest drinking days...no.

I'm with the above: That *IS* disgusting!!

[gunsage]

I mean, yeah, I'm a drinker...there've been times where I'm doing two bottles at once between turns at pool. However, someone else's drink? Bleh!

[rerant]

Ew ew ew ew EW!
I once saw a guy at a bar scout left-behind drinks, pour them all into one glass and drink the putrid mixture.

[karma_gypsy]

SC: Yes! It was at that empty table over there! It's disgusting! I can't drink it!

Well ... then .... don't.


Plus, what hell was she after .... another free, tastier beer?

[Andara Bledin]

ewwwwwww

I'm willing to bet it's nasty because someone dumped something in it before they left.

I've known people who would dump sugar, salt, or sugar substitute in their drinks before leaving a half-full glass just because they wanted to watch it swirl while they stirred it because they were bored.

^-.-^

[tropicsgoddess]

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!

[BookstoreEscapee]

I mean, yeah, I'm a drinker...there've been times where I'm doing two bottles at once between turns at pool. However, someone else's drink? Bleh!

Not only someone else's drink, but a drink that had been left by dog only knows who..!

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

ick; that reminds me of a scene in 'caddyshack' where that one kid (the rich guy's son??) was going around 'finishing' off the leftover drinks on all the tables, to include ones with cigarette butts in them.

Spaulding!

I wonder if after the OP kicked the lady out, she stumbled out of there and puked into somebody's car. Just like the movie.

[iviles]

So so so nasty! Just thought of that movie American Pie when I read it...

[Misanthropical]

I saw a woman who was dressed very nicely, sit down and eat the leftovers that someone else left at Chuck E. Cheese.