Yeah, this' a story from yesterday.
I checked out a couple. One of them hands me a $100 bill for a $15 purchase. "I don't think I have enough to cash that..."
"Oh, man, I need to get this broken."
I open my till, and actually do have enough to break it, so I offer to do it for him, once I finish with the change for the woman. He says, "Okay."
Now, I checked it for authenticity. It passed. Cool, so I start pulling out twenties.
He stops me to say, "Can I get 4 20s, a ten, and two fives?"
"Er, no... see, I have no tens..."
"Well, can I get four fives then?"
Grumble, grumble "I suppose so, but that'll leave me short..."
In other words, NO, Jackass! I was gonna break it so it'd be more manageable. Not so you can play bank teller!
But I did it anyway.
I checked out a couple. One of them hands me a $100 bill for a $15 purchase. "I don't think I have enough to cash that..."
"Oh, man, I need to get this broken."
I open my till, and actually do have enough to break it, so I offer to do it for him, once I finish with the change for the woman. He says, "Okay."
Now, I checked it for authenticity. It passed. Cool, so I start pulling out twenties.
He stops me to say, "Can I get 4 20s, a ten, and two fives?"
"Er, no... see, I have no tens..."
"Well, can I get four fives then?"
Grumble, grumble "I suppose so, but that'll leave me short..."
In other words, NO, Jackass! I was gonna break it so it'd be more manageable. Not so you can play bank teller!
But I did it anyway.
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