Parody of The Ballad of Sweeney Todd (Prologue)
Attend the tale of Princess-Snake
Her customers really take the cake
She served the ladies and gentlemen
Who verbally abused her again and again
She tolerated what few could take
Did Princess-Snake, The Grocer Girl Suck Street
She kept the cleanest shop around
'Til the customers did come to town
They tore up the shelves, but never confess
To the horrible
And terrible mess, for Princess
For Princess-Snake, The Grocer Girl of Suck Street
Don't you give up now, Princess,
Hold your chin up high!
Punish those who dare break your stride!
Her customers thought that she was merely there
As their personal servant for everywhere
Within the store, and argue with her
About the price of their cold "cure"
In silent fury, did they make
Our Princess-Snake, The Grocer Girl of Suck Street
Scamming her for money, they tried
Haggle the ham's price down, they tried
Though she might act all sweet and kind
She's screaming loud inside of her mind
Princess loathes and Princess hates
The sucky customers, so much she hates
Princess is mad, Princess will cry
Princess dreads those who refuse to read "Closed" signs
Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess!
Princess!
Attend the tale of Princess-Snake!
(Attend the tale of Princess Snake!)
And her adventures of the shoplifted steak!
(And her adventures of the shoplifted steak!0
The retail god that she must serve
Is giving her more headaches than she deserves. To Princess
To Princess-Snake. The Grocer Girl of Suck Street.
Attend the tale of Princess-Snake
Her customers really take the cake
She served the ladies and gentlemen
Who verbally abused her again and again
She tolerated what few could take
Did Princess-Snake, The Grocer Girl Suck Street
She kept the cleanest shop around
'Til the customers did come to town
They tore up the shelves, but never confess
To the horrible
And terrible mess, for Princess
For Princess-Snake, The Grocer Girl of Suck Street
Don't you give up now, Princess,
Hold your chin up high!
Punish those who dare break your stride!
Her customers thought that she was merely there
As their personal servant for everywhere
Within the store, and argue with her
About the price of their cold "cure"
In silent fury, did they make
Our Princess-Snake, The Grocer Girl of Suck Street
Scamming her for money, they tried
Haggle the ham's price down, they tried
Though she might act all sweet and kind
She's screaming loud inside of her mind
Princess loathes and Princess hates
The sucky customers, so much she hates
Princess is mad, Princess will cry
Princess dreads those who refuse to read "Closed" signs
Princess! Princess! Princess! Princess!
Princess!
Attend the tale of Princess-Snake!
(Attend the tale of Princess Snake!)
And her adventures of the shoplifted steak!
(And her adventures of the shoplifted steak!0
The retail god that she must serve
Is giving her more headaches than she deserves. To Princess
To Princess-Snake. The Grocer Girl of Suck Street.
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