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  • Yes, that means you're a child.

    There's a local girl who goes to school around here. She's not very pleasant at all.

    In the first year I worked at (pizza place), she had braces and ordered a breadstick cookd lightly with pizza sauce to dip. I was the dishwasher, and her table every night had spittles of pizza sauce everywhere and pieces of breadstick shoved into the seat cushion.

    In the on-going time, she got her braces out. Not related to us, but she was charged with a DUI and car theft, when she was 16. She likes to party, and in the small town I live in, what one knows, everyone kinda knows.

    She's come to us drunk, and peed on the bathroom floor, puked up onto the tables, and kicked out walls.

    But what really took the cake for me, was when she came in with one of those church youth groups... Talk about an oxymoron =/ At least the kids were all decent around a minister.

    And what happened yesterday when she came in during a half school day?

    She and her party friends (all 16-17) were trying to give strip teases and taunting boys with pizza in their mouths, slathering sauce and oil on their mouths and face. How'd they try to strip tease? They were trying to booty dance while gettng food from the buffet, and then slinkily take of their coats while eating.

    We all 'd very hard. I've never seen an underage girl so desperate for attention dance so awkwardly while smothering herself with pizza.

    After trashing the place, they were all asked to leave as soon as they were done eating (they did, afterall, pay for a buffet). They raised voices and threatened to call their parents.

    The girl in the story demanded of me to speak to a manager, who was standing right by me (and she knows its him).

    Me: May I ask what over?
    Girl: YOU and your co-workers have insulted my gang, and we want compensation or legal matters is gonna happen.
    Me: I'm afraid for any of that you'll have to talk to your parents beforeyou may see a manager (cruel of me, but I really didn't care).
    Girl: UH! I don't need them, I'm an adult and I can take care of myself.
    Me: I'll believe that when you stop rubbing food on your face and learn to walk, toddler.

    She guffawed at my manager and me laughing at her, then left.

  • #2
    How is slathering pizza sauce all over yourself supposed to be provacative?
    Since when is a 16 year old an adult? Just an oversized baby if you ask me.

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    • #3
      Quoth Bright_Star View Post
      Since when is a 16 year old an adult?
      Technically speaking, in most US states 16 is the age of consent to have sex. Any younger and it's statutory rape.

      That's probably what this wanksta was alluding to. She can go and get all pregnant and shit and there ain't nothing you or any condom can do about it. She's an adult!! And she can decide what diseases to spread of her own free will!!
      Just because a customer expects you to put some effort into your job, that does not make them an SC.

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      • #4
        Quoth LifeCarnie View Post
        Technically speaking, in most US states 16 is the age of consent to have sex. Any younger and it's statutory rape.

        That's probably what this wanksta was alluding to. She can go and get all pregnant and shit and there ain't nothing you or any condom can do about it. She's an adult!! And she can decide what diseases to spread of her own free will!!

        I always thought it was under 17 that it was considered statutory rape.

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        • #5
          Ugh..
          Teen girls at a certain age (anywhere between 14 and 16) they'll just think they've become adults and they can do as they please.. and it applies to every situation, not just with the parentals.
          I'm sure that age will just get earlier and earlier as children get more and more sexualised..
          - Boochan

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          • #6
            Statuatory rape varies from state to state. In some states the AOC has been reported as low as 12!!!

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            • #7
              I don't see slathering pizza on yourself as provocative. Sixteen does not equate to being an adult in my book. That little girl needs to grow the fuck up.
              I don't get paid enough to kiss your a**! -Groezig 5/31/08
              Another day...another million braincells lost...-Sarlon 6/16/08
              Chivalry is not dead. It's just direly underappreciated. -Samaliel 9/15/09

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              • #8
                Quoth Boochan View Post
                .
                I'm sure that age will just get earlier and earlier as children get more and more sexualised..
                Maybe not the place for such a discussion, but I am thinking that although this might be the impression being given by the youth of today, it's been a pretty standard one throughout human history. Today's socialising years of 18+ is only a modern thing, based on increased survival rates, because of 'civilisation'.

                On the other hand - it also appears that it is taking a lot longer for people to 'grow up' (including myself :P). Again - because we can. We don't need to be as 'responsible' for merely staying alive as much as humans have had to. And it is so much easier to live.. and play...

                And - because money is so much easier to get at a younger age....


                Now - put those 3 together... and you get 16 year old little trollops with attitude! :P
                When I said "From my research", what I actually meant to say was "Made shit up" - from a thottbot thread

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                • #9
                  It varies from state to state, but most are either 16 or 17. I think (keyword, think) Wisconsin is actually 18 but I could be wrong...

                  Sounds like that girl was one of those "oversexed teens" from the Maury show.

                  "YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! QUIT YA'LL BOOIN AT ME!"
                  You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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                  • #10
                    Wow. So, because they paid for a buffet, she and her friends were allowed to perform a mini strip tease and slather food all over themselves in the dining room? We're there other customers there?

                    I'm no prude, but I think if I had been eating there that night, I would have asked for my money back and left. That's disgusting.

                    Don't get me wrong, I like that you put her in her place and your manager was cool with it, but I'm just surprised that they were allowed to get away with it, especially if there were other customers present who were, presumably, behaving like human beings.

                    Also, she's peed, puked and damaged your restaurant and she's still allowed back in?

                    Good lord!
                    "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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                    • #11
                      Quoth blas87 View Post
                      Sounds like that girl was one of those "oversexed teens" from the Maury show.

                      "YOU DON'T KNOW ME! YOU DON'T KNOW ME! QUIT YA'LL BOOIN AT ME!"
                      She's too old for Maury at 16, maybe that's why she's so pissed off, she missed the oversexed trashy teen talk show cutoff age by 3 years.

                      However, small town or no, this CHILD has damaged the property on more than one occasion, therefore, IMHO, the manager should BAN HER SKANKY HO ASS!!!
                      "I've never had a heart attack, but it isn't for my son's lack of trying." - Me

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Bright_Star View Post
                        How is slathering pizza sauce all over yourself supposed to be provacative?
                        Well, if you can't attract attention the normal way, you can always try the trainwreck approach, make it so that even people who want to look away, can't.
                        - They say nothing good happens at 2AM, they're right, I happen at 2AM.

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                        • #13
                          I must be old. I have no idea how wiping oil and pizza on your face is sexy. I had to read that twice to make sure I read it correctly.

                          Did she still have that crap on her face when she asked to speak to a manager? I would have been tempted to her hand her a wetnap.
                          "Not only do I not know what's going on, I wouldn't know what to do about it if I did."
                          George Carlin

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                          • #14
                            Not to get TOO graphic.. but pizza oil can represent ..uh.. OTHER fluids.. That.. and it's OIl!! if you don't know how oil can be sexy.. well yer not a pervert..

                            But yeah.. dumbass kids.. little $@%! is probably gonna wind up pregnant and on welfare.

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                            • #15
                              I would have banned them from the beginning of trouble. Is your place that hard up for money, no pun intended.
                              Under The Moon Paranormal Research
                              San Joaquin Valley Paranormal Research

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