1. It is illegal to bring me a plan drawn and copyrighted by someone else and ask me to copy it.
2. No, you are not entitled to a discount because the initial work is already done.
3. Yes, it's still illegal even if you want to flip the east/west axis of the house.
4. It's a copyright violation.
5. Saying you just want this house plan in a louder voice will not change that.
6. I don't care that I'm a lot cheaper than that architect and you can't afford him.
7. No, I'm not at all insulted that I can't charge the same rates. He's earned a name and reputation and can charge whatever the heck he likes. He was building houses before I was born.
8. No, actually, he's not a complete stranger who will never know. We are actually on good terms and he has sent work my way before.
9. If it's your dream house, pay him. Since the plans are already completed, he may be willing to offer you a prorated price.
10. No, he is not a stuck-up asshole, didn't I mention I actually know him?
11. I'm sure I can think of a reason or two why he'd be short with you that do not reflect badly on his person.
12. Because not only is it illegal, you are asking me to screw over a person I actually know and like.
13. Get out of my office.
14. No, I am not obligated to recommend someone to you who will break the law.
15. Get out of my office.
16. Calling me a bitch won't change my mind.
17. Get the fuck out of my office, now.
18. See those big brawny guys coming up the drive? They like me more than they like you.
19. For the record, peeling out of a driveway is far more impressive when your car doesn't backfire and stall.
20. Do have a lovely day.
2. No, you are not entitled to a discount because the initial work is already done.
3. Yes, it's still illegal even if you want to flip the east/west axis of the house.
4. It's a copyright violation.
5. Saying you just want this house plan in a louder voice will not change that.
6. I don't care that I'm a lot cheaper than that architect and you can't afford him.
7. No, I'm not at all insulted that I can't charge the same rates. He's earned a name and reputation and can charge whatever the heck he likes. He was building houses before I was born.
8. No, actually, he's not a complete stranger who will never know. We are actually on good terms and he has sent work my way before.
9. If it's your dream house, pay him. Since the plans are already completed, he may be willing to offer you a prorated price.
10. No, he is not a stuck-up asshole, didn't I mention I actually know him?
11. I'm sure I can think of a reason or two why he'd be short with you that do not reflect badly on his person.
12. Because not only is it illegal, you are asking me to screw over a person I actually know and like.
13. Get out of my office.
14. No, I am not obligated to recommend someone to you who will break the law.
15. Get out of my office.
16. Calling me a bitch won't change my mind.
17. Get the fuck out of my office, now.
18. See those big brawny guys coming up the drive? They like me more than they like you.
19. For the record, peeling out of a driveway is far more impressive when your car doesn't backfire and stall.
20. Do have a lovely day.
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