My premonition was on high alert yesterday, as Corporate mandated that our 'exit' door is now no longer to open for people coming in, only for those going out.
Can anyone else see where this is going already?
Someone walked out, just as another customer was walking 'in'. She just barely managed to get in, and the doors almost shut on her ass.
She storms over to me, (I'm hiding a smile behind my hand as I almost witnessed Customer Death) and says, "You need to fix your door!"
"No, ma'am, it's working perfectly. It only registers customers going out, seeing as it's an EXIT door!"
"Well, that's dangerous."
"Not as dangerous as trying to beat the nonstop doors. Unless you're freakishly tall, I.E. Me, you cannot just walk in and hope the door triggers as soon as you pass over the lintel. Particularly since it was 'closing' when you walked up."
"Oh, well, I have a return..."
"I know this. I saw the bag in your hand."
Can anyone else see where this is going already?
Someone walked out, just as another customer was walking 'in'. She just barely managed to get in, and the doors almost shut on her ass.
She storms over to me, (I'm hiding a smile behind my hand as I almost witnessed Customer Death) and says, "You need to fix your door!"
"No, ma'am, it's working perfectly. It only registers customers going out, seeing as it's an EXIT door!"
"Well, that's dangerous."
"Not as dangerous as trying to beat the nonstop doors. Unless you're freakishly tall, I.E. Me, you cannot just walk in and hope the door triggers as soon as you pass over the lintel. Particularly since it was 'closing' when you walked up."
"Oh, well, I have a return..."
"I know this. I saw the bag in your hand."
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