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  • some people just suck.

    We have paper signs up in our dressing rooms that say

    "As a courtesy to other customers, please place unwanted clothing on the rack outside the fitting room."

    Some asshole wrote "Nope. I don't work here."

  • #2
    Quoth retaildrone View Post
    We have paper signs up in our dressing rooms that say

    "As a courtesy to other customers, please place unwanted clothing on the rack outside the fitting room."

    Some asshole wrote "Nope. I don't work here."
    Somehow, asshole doesn't seem to be foul enough to describe the writer of the retort!

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    • #3
      Quoth rts View Post
      Somehow, asshole doesn't seem to be foul enough to describe the writer of the retort!
      entitlement whore? asswipe? bitch? twit? cunt?

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      • #4
        Years ago I worked in a gas station. The boss, as a joke, put up a sign next to the urinal in the bathroom that said,

        OUR AIM IS CLEANLINESS, YOUR AIM IS APPRECIATED.

        Someone took it from the wall, threw it on the floor and proceeded to show how good their aim was.
        This isn't an office. It's Hell with fluorescent lighting.

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        • #5
          Really makes you want to find out who wrote that and where they work so you can barge into their workplace and trash it, huh?

          Oops, I know better than that. That annoying thing I have called a conscience is kicking in again...
          Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

          "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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          • #6
            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            Really makes you want to find out who wrote that and where they work so you can barge into their workplace and trash it, huh?
            I am thinking they would whine. After all, I am SURE they don't work where they have to clean up after people and never have.

            Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
            Oops, I know better than that. That annoying thing I have called a conscience is kicking in again...
            I am going to kill that damn cricket one of these days.

            I swear. When I rule the world, people will be required to work either food service or retail for a year after graduation.

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            • #7
              Quoth bigjimaz View Post
              Years ago I worked in a gas station. The boss, as a joke, put up a sign next to the urinal in the bathroom that said,

              OUR AIM IS CLEANLINESS, YOUR AIM IS APPRECIATED.

              Someone took it from the wall, threw it on the floor and proceeded to show how good their aim was.
              When I worked at The Hardware Store, there was a sign above the urinal akin to this one:

              "We aim to please, so please aim!"



              We all made jokes about swiping it and hanging it in our houses.

              It always stayed put, though.

              OT: There are some things in life that are just not worth getting worked up about, and I'd consider the mouth breather who left that witty retort one of them.

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              • #8
                Quoth rts View Post
                Somehow, asshole doesn't seem to be foul enough to describe the writer of the retort!
                Quoth retaildrone View Post
                entitlement whore? asswipe? bitch? twit? cunt?
                ooh ooh ooh, can I try, how about douchenozzel, numbnut, fuck trumpet (thanks GK) or useless sperm donor (oh wait, that's my roommate's ex but he'd write something like that)
                If you wish to find meaning, listen to the music not the song

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                • #9
                  I think we had that SC in my store back in my retail hell days. One day, we were running low on $10 bills, so we put a sign at the courtesy booth stating that we need $10 bills. Someone wrote on the sign, 'so do I!'. He/ She/It probably thought that they were being funny, but what they were really doing is showing what an immature asshat they are.
                  "500 bucks, that's almost a million!"
                  ~Curly from the 3 Stooges

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                  • #10
                    Saw a sign in a tattoo shop bathroom once. "Its not as big as you think it is so come closer to the bowl" Underneath it one of the artiest wrote "and if you dont clean your spill security will be forced to clean it for you with your tounge."

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                    • #11
                      Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post

                      Oops, I know better than that. That annoying thing I have called a conscience is kicking in again...
                      Yeah, don'cha hate that?


                      I always wanted to put this one in the women's bathroom stalls:

                      If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
                      Please be neat and wipe the seat.
                      I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                      I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                      It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                      • #12
                        Quoth BookstoreEscapee View Post
                        If you sprinkle when you tinkle,
                        Please be neat and wipe the seat.
                        I actually saw that scralled on a bathroom wall in a gas station once!

                        Small world.

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                        • #13
                          My grandmother had a crossstich sampler she had done in her bathroom. It said:

                          If you sprinkle
                          When you tinkle
                          Be a sweetie and
                          Wipe the seatie

                          It had butterflies.

                          ^-.-^
                          Faith is about what you do. It's about aspiring to be better and nobler and kinder than you are. It's about making sacrifices for the good of others. - Dresden

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                          • #14
                            Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                            ooh ooh ooh, can I try, how about douchenozzel, numbnut, fuck trumpet (thanks GK) or useless sperm donor (oh wait, that's my roommate's ex but he'd write something like that)
                            Can I take a stab at this?

                            How about pox-witted, slack-jawed, sheep fucker? Perhaps sewer dwelling, frass-eating goat biter?

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                            • #15
                              Quoth Igorina View Post
                              Can I take a stab at this?

                              How about pox-witted, slack-jawed, sheep fucker? Perhaps sewer dwelling, frass-eating goat biter?
                              Ok my turn...this will be fun. How about, Cunt biscuit, cum dumpster, taint sniffer, knuckle dragging inbred chicken fucker, or a Jizmtini with legs.
                              My Karma ran over your dogma.

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