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  • Tried to have his cake and eat it

    I’m new here so…Hello all. And here is my first post about a sucky customer

    I was working the technical support/customer service desk, which is where I normally work. A guy has come in with a computer he bought yesterday, all on a trolley ready for you, saying he wants to bring it back and swap it for a better computer and pay the difference. All the seals are intact, so Fine.

    The customer tells me that the computer he’s seen that he wants isn’t in stock and needs to be ordered through the section of the store for business customers. I told him “OK, I’ll get one of the Business guys over to process your refund/re-sale” Turns out he has already spoken to one of the BCAs, Lisa. I looked at his receipt, this was going to be an £800 CASH refund. Thank god I wasn’t going to be the one who had to count that. I wheeled his trolley off to the side then went and grabbed Lisa.

    Lisa comes over and tells him to follow her, so he does. I decide that I am going to clear the returns shelf, and as there is a trolley there already with this guys computer on it, I’ll use that one. I pile the trolley up high with “pristine” returns and, feeling a little lazy, start to push it over to the warehouse for the stock team to deal with. I’m a Tech, it’s not my job to put stock on the shelves.

    As I get over to the warehouse, one of our managers, Bill stops me and asks me “Where are you going with that?”

    “Stock control” is my reply

    “Nah, Al, we’re not busy. Just put it straight out”

    Fair enough, I have nothing better to do right then anyway. So I’m putting all the stuff away on the shelves and I finally come to the computer. Now, these particular computers are big and heavy. They are gamers computers, the chassis is made of steel, not aluminium and there are a lot more components in there than you would find normally. Not to mention they come with a water cooling system. The boxes are pretty heavy. I went to lift it up and I nearly threw the thing in the air, it was much lighter than I thought. I called a CA over and asked them to lift the thing up. He agreed, it was far too light.

    A few weeks previously, another co-worker, Gregg, had picked up a computer box and found it to be a little light, so looking through the handles, he had found there was the case, but no components. No PSU, Motherboard, nothing. He bought the computer back into Tech and cut the seals open in front of 5 of us, then pulled the machine out to prove it. Well, with my guy it was a different computer but the same brand, so I thought something must be going on at the factory.

    The other CA and myself cut open the box and immediately we notice something is wrong. The Box for the keyboard, instead of being a Microsoft box, was something like swisstec and the case was buried in the Styrofoam, instead of being right at the top of the box. I pull the case out, and it’s an empty iQon case that you buy from Maplin Electronics for about £40. Knowing something was wrong, I grabbed the trolley and ran over to Bill, telling him what I had found.

    Fortunately, the guy was just about having the paperwork for his new one processed, so I dashed over to lisa, pulled her away for a second and told her to delay things as long as possible.

    Bill and I move the computer into the office, then Bill dials 999. The emergency services operator hung up on him no sooner he said where he was calling from, so he has to call back and start all over again.

    One the police are on their way, the guy is escorted by the biggest person on the staff to the office and held there while he was given, what looks like an interrogation by Bill and our General manager, Pete.

    Ofcourse, the police arrive and arrest the guy, who is now claiming that the computer was like that when he got it. The policeman told us “Look, guys. With what he’s saying, if we don’t find the computer at his house, it’s going to be hard to prove anything” they found the computer sitting on his desk

    The guy tried to have his cake and eat it too. Turns out he was arrested on a number of charges

    1. Attempting to obtain goods by deception
    2. Using a false name and address in an attempt to commit fraud
    3. Attempting to obtain money by deception
    4. Failing to appear for bail

    So not only did he loose the computer, but he lost £800, the £40 he had spent on the other case, has a criminal record and is looking at a suspended sentence (if he re offends in the next 2 years he goers directly to jail without passing GO)
    -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

    Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

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  • #2
    I KNEW I'd get your butt over here! Welcome to Customers Suck, my friend!





    Blimey, that guy has some balls on him, didn't he?
    Now a member of that alien race called Management.

    Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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    • #3
      Yay! Another new CSer! RetailWorkHorse told me he was trying to get you to come out. Welcome.



      The guy is the epitome of SUCK. Look up suck in the dictionary and you'll see his ugly mug!
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      • #4
        Quoth AdvancedFlea View Post
        The emergency services operator hung up on him no sooner he said where he was calling from, so he has to call back and start all over again.
        What the hell!! They hung up? This has happened to me before, but I still find it astonishing. Those dispatchers should be fired. Or, at the very least, punished and extensively re-trained.

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        • #5
          Wow. Just wow. That guy has some real balls. Out of curiosity, was he behind the previous computer being lighter than it was supposed to be/"replaced"?

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          • #6
            Had something similar happen at the store I used to work at. Only it was a much cheaper computer and this guy was a bit smarter. He had taken everything out of the tower and returned it. Sadly the manager that checked it out that night knew absolutely nothing about technology more complicated than a light switch and accepted the return when he saw that it looked the same as the picture on the box.

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            • #7
              Quoth Triscuitty View Post
              What the hell!! They hung up? This has happened to me before, but I still find it astonishing. Those dispatchers should be fired. Or, at the very least, punished and extensively re-trained.
              In the defence of dispatchers, some of the time when people get "hung up on" either the call drops from the caller's phone, or the police agency has to transfer the call to the local agency, and it gets disconnected during the transfer.

              That being said, what an SC! He's really lucky they didn't catch him for forgery of documents, or other charges of fraud!
              Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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              • #8
                to .com!!!! The nerve of that SC!!! Thankfully you and your co-workers and manager caught him before he could've gypped you guys. What's even better is the fact that the court would probably throw the book at him with his record and the fact that he jumped his bail.
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                • #9
                  Quoth RetailWorkhorse View Post
                  I KNEW I'd get your butt over here! Welcome to Customers Suck, my friend!





                  Blimey, that guy has some balls on him, didn't he?
                  you kept badgering my to post some of the crap I have to put up with XD

                  oh hell yeah, he did.

                  Quoth Evil Queen View Post
                  Yay! Another new CSer! RetailWorkHorse told me he was trying to get you to come out. Welcome.



                  The guy is the epitome of SUCK. Look up suck in the dictionary and you'll see his ugly mug!
                  *Nods* mels been on at me for ages to come onto here

                  I have actually tried that. perhaps I should put him on urban dictionary

                  Quoth Triscuitty View Post
                  What the hell!! They hung up? This has happened to me before, but I still find it astonishing. Those dispatchers should be fired. Or, at the very least, punished and extensively re-trained.
                  I think it was an accidental disconnect. the portable phones we use there aren't exactly great

                  Quoth RobotPlanet View Post
                  Wow. Just wow. That guy has some real balls. Out of curiosity, was he behind the previous computer being lighter than it was supposed to be/"replaced"?
                  He was. he maintained to the police that the computer was like that when he got it out the box...funny that the box was sealed, eh? hehe. He'd re-sealed the box so well that none of us could tell. Even bill, who has had it before, said he would have stuggled.

                  Quoth olstar18 View Post
                  Had something similar happen at the store I used to work at. Only it was a much cheaper computer and this guy was a bit smarter. He had taken everything out of the tower and returned it. Sadly the manager that checked it out that night knew absolutely nothing about technology more complicated than a light switch and accepted the return when he saw that it looked the same as the picture on the box.
                  well, thats what we think had happend to the other one I mentioned. when Gregg opend THAT box we found no components, just the chassis and a really old keyboard and mouse.

                  Quoth Seraphim View Post
                  In the defence of dispatchers, some of the time when people get "hung up on" either the call drops from the caller's phone, or the police agency has to transfer the call to the local agency, and it gets disconnected during the transfer.

                  That being said, what an SC! He's really lucky they didn't catch him for forgery of documents, or other charges of fraud!
                  Yeah. Allthough it's allways funny, you dial 999 and the operator hangs up on you XD

                  They did. they had him for the full complient. our company doesn't mess around. they prosecute for as much as they can

                  Quoth tropicsgoddess View Post
                  to .com!!!! The nerve of that SC!!! Thankfully you and your co-workers and manager caught him before he could've gypped you guys. What's even better is the fact that the court would probably throw the book at him with his record and the fact that he jumped his bail.
                  well, the court will only throw the book at him if he re-offends. thats how our prison system works, unfortuneatly. but yeah, it was a damn good job we caught him, even if it was only by chance.
                  -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

                  Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

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                  • #10
                    And people wonder why business have such strict return policies. Target comes to mind.
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                    • #11
                      Welcome GREAT FIRST STORY!

                      Great to see you guys worked it out in time, lucky the guy was tied down in paperwork and the like.. and lucky that it was actually a high valued item with that sort of construction for you to find it out. For anything in a box, I'd always be wary of a return over a certain value, I'd be wanting to inspect the whole thing in and out regardless. I've found myself forced to do this with things of much, much, much lower value (Under $100 even) because people are pretty dubious in trying to return empty boxes, and then they change their story as soon as we realise what they're up to. Since its such a petty amount, we don't bother getting the police involved when we catch people like this, but at the same time we make it known to them that they are no longer welcome.

                      We've also caught STAFF from other stores in the centre dumpster dive in the malls waste disposal area for some of our stuff to see if we've smashed it up properly. When we eyed a few people doing this, we haven't seen them in the store since, I guess they're too embarrassed to show their faces. And on emergency services numbers.. We just know the direct line to the local police station here (literally a few hundred metres away) and call them, because of the fact that we'd just get redirected with an irritated call-centre person with an emergency service number).
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                      • #12
                        Quoth AdvancedFlea View Post
                        I think it was an accidental disconnect. the portable phones we use there aren't exactly great
                        Okay, that makes more sense. I interpreted "hung up on" as "intentional", sorry.

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                        • #13
                          Quoth Boochan View Post
                          Welcome GREAT FIRST STORY!

                          Great to see you guys worked it out in time, lucky the guy was tied down in paperwork and the like.. and lucky that it was actually a high valued item with that sort of construction for you to find it out. For anything in a box, I'd always be wary of a return over a certain value, I'd be wanting to inspect the whole thing in and out regardless. I've found myself forced to do this with things of much, much, much lower value (Under $100 even) because people are pretty dubious in trying to return empty boxes, and then they change their story as soon as we realise what they're up to. Since its such a petty amount, we don't bother getting the police involved when we catch people like this, but at the same time we make it known to them that they are no longer welcome.

                          We've also caught STAFF from other stores in the centre dumpster dive in the malls waste disposal area for some of our stuff to see if we've smashed it up properly. When we eyed a few people doing this, we haven't seen them in the store since, I guess they're too embarrassed to show their faces. And on emergency services numbers.. We just know the direct line to the local police station here (literally a few hundred metres away) and call them, because of the fact that we'd just get redirected with an irritated call-centre person with an emergency service number).
                          it was one of those "Critical chain of events" things. I dunno if you have ever seen the show "seconds from disaster" but they say that no one event causes somthing to happen, its a chain of several *rewinds his Sky+ Box and plays the intro back* they actually say "Accidents Don't just happen. they're a chain of critical evens. Unravel the clues and count down those final seconds from disaster" which I guess is the same for everything. had I not been told to put all the stuff away AND I loaded everything onto that trolley AND He not got caugth up in paperwork, he would have got away with it.

                          Part of DG Group Security's training is that you get staff dishonesty aswell. we have a video which we have to watch occasionally called "Ruined Lives" (where Group security show how they have caught staff theft) one of which is staff "Bin diving" (dipping into the bins, exactly as the guys from your mall do)

                          Quoth Triscuitty View Post
                          Okay, that makes more sense. I interpreted "hung up on" as "intentional", sorry.
                          Well, Bill actually said "They hung up on me!!" but I get the feeling it was the portable he was using. Alcatel equipment normally isn't bad but the portables they sold to us just aren't up to the pasteing they get from us. :\
                          -The one, The Only, AdvancedFlea-

                          Stick that in your blog and smoke it.

                          A guide for customers about retail

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                          • #14
                            Quoth AdvancedFlea View Post
                            The guy tried to have his cake and eat it too. Turns out he was arrested on a number of charges.)
                            Silly customer, Doesn't he know the cake is a lie?
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                            • #15
                              Quoth AdvancedFlea View Post

                              *Nods* mels been on at me for ages to come onto here
                              So not that you posted I get a treat now, right?
                              Now a member of that alien race called Management.

                              Yeah, you see that right. Pink. Harness.

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