So I am sitting in my computer labs, hawkishly watching my domain. I see this girl get up from her chair to leave and start heading towards the emergency exit, which sets off a loud, blaring alarm when opened. I react, lifting myself partway out of my chair to stop her before she can make this potentially annoying mistake. However, I see her stop and read the signs on the door... the signs that say, "Emergency Door: When opened, alarm will sound." I am comforted by the fact that she is reading, and release the tension, resting once again in my chair.
Lo and behold, after READING the WARNING SIGNS, she goes ahead and attempts to open the door anyway! And then she jumps, surprised, no doubt, by the completely unexpected sound of the alarm going off!
YOU ARE A F&%^ING GENIUS!
I can only assume you reading the warning signs was some sort of deceptive charade meant to throw off predators that may not wish to wrestle with intelligent pray. However, the ploy fails when not effectively followed through. Consider yourself Lion food.
Lo and behold, after READING the WARNING SIGNS, she goes ahead and attempts to open the door anyway! And then she jumps, surprised, no doubt, by the completely unexpected sound of the alarm going off!
YOU ARE A F&%^ING GENIUS!
I can only assume you reading the warning signs was some sort of deceptive charade meant to throw off predators that may not wish to wrestle with intelligent pray. However, the ploy fails when not effectively followed through. Consider yourself Lion food.
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