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  • I wanted Ground beef!

    Its me again. I guess Hyannis is full of SCs. I had to run up to the Customer Service Counter to get the propane key. I overheard this:

    SW-Sucky Woman
    J-the customer service woman.

    SW- I want ground beef, not ground chuck.
    J-We don't have any back there?
    SW-NO! all you have is ground chuck. I can't put that in tacos!
    J- Sure you can, it tastes a whole lot better anyways.
    SW-But, this is a wake up call for you! If I don't see any ground beef when I come here tomorrow, I'll report this store.
    J-Fine.

    There was more to the argument, but I had to go out to get the propane tank.
    Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeper

  • #2
    May I suggest the following reply:

    "I am very sorry but we have determined your beef with us has no grounds."

    "All I've ever learned from love was how to shoot somebody who out-drew ya"

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    • #3
      It's all moo, what's her problem?
      Unseen but seeing
      oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
      There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
      3rd shift needs love, too
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      • #4
        Actually the "ground hamburger" tends to be better than "ground chuck" or "ground sirloin".

        the generic Hamburger is made from all the trim that is left over after removing thing like... the tenderloin, or a rib roast, you know... the GOOD cuts.


        and yes, I watch WAY too much Good Eats.
        <Insert clever signature here>

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        • #5
          Bah, Lingering, you beat me to it.

          Still, if she's just gonna make tacos with it, I'd go with the chuck. It's all cow, and it's all yummy with the right spices.
          Carpe Jugulum : Go for the throat.

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          • #6
            wtf? chuck is a cut of meat, and in this case, beef; grind it and it may be ground chuck, but it's also ground beef.

            wtf...moron.

            you want ground beef? here you go...*drops package on the ground*

            crazy bitch
            look! it's ghengis khan!
            Sorry, but while I can do many things, extracting heads from anuses isn't one of them. (so sayeth the irv)

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            • #7
              Quoth Lingering Grin View Post

              and yes, I watch WAY too much Good Eats.
              I LOVE that show. The most ultimate homemade mac n cheese recipie I have ever used was his!
              "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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              • #8
                ok this might be a dumb questiion but what is ground chuck? and how does it differ from ground beef??

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                • #9
                  Quoth flyinghi View Post
                  ok this might be a dumb questiion but what is ground chuck? and how does it differ from ground beef??
                  Essentially, they are the same.

                  Ground chuck only uses only meat from the shoulder of the cow (the "chuck") whereas ground beef uses meat from all parts of the cow.
                  I pray for the strength to change what I can, the inability to change what I can't, and the incapacity to tell the difference -Calvin, Calvin & Hobbes

                  Being a pessimist and cynical wouldn't be so bad if I wasn't right so often!

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                  • #10
                    (The BBB is the Better Business Bureau for those who don't know)

                    Moron: Hello, BBB? Yes, I'd like to report *store* for not having ground beef available.

                    BBB: Do they not carry it, or did other customers just buy it before you got there?

                    Moron: Does it matter?

                    BBB: Yes. If other people bought it before you, you're an unreasonable idiot for complaining.

                    Moron: Oh... I guess I'll just go slam my face into a wall for a while to atone.

                    BBB: That would be best.
                    Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

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                    • #11
                      By chance does you store have part of a traffic light in it's logo?

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                      • #12
                        Quoth Lingering Grin View Post
                        I watch WAY too much Good Eats.
                        no such thing as too much good eats
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                        • #13
                          Quoth mattm04 View Post
                          By chance does you store have part of a traffic light in it's logo?
                          Yup, sure does.
                          Your neck is 7 and a half feet wide and 4 and a half feet tall. Your shoulders are also around 4 and a half feet wide. Your butt is 4 feet wide and your arms are around 3 feet long-gravekeeper

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                          • #14
                            Quoth BeckySunshine View Post
                            It's all moo, what's her problem?
                            Damn it, Becks! I just snorted crispy mint M&Ms!
                            I'm bringing disdain back...with a vengeance.

                            Oh, and your tool box called...you got out again.

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                            • #15
                              I'm confused.

                              I get that she was an SC, but what difference does it make whether or not it was ground chuck or ground beef?

                              I'm not much of a cook, so maybe I sound stupid. Could someone please enlighten me anyway?
                              "So, if you wanna put places like that outta business, just stop being so rock-chewingly stupid." ~ Raudf, 9/19/13

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