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  • Humorous incidences when trying to close the store. More humorous than annoying.

    WARNING, VERY LONG!
    Some interesting and rediculously interesting experiences when closing:

    One time my co-worker and I had closed the store. After getting the last till closed out and getting the master credit card batch settled and all that good stuff, we had clocked out, put our jackets on, she had her purse in her hand and I had my backpack on. Store lights were turned off. She comes up to the switch to open the gate, and I come up there shortly. With the lights off, our jackets on, and our purse/backpacks on, and with the gate still in the process of opening, and us beginning to walk out, someone wanting to shop comes up and asks "Are you closing?"

    Ok, this next thing wasn't when closing the store, but one time when working a mid-shift, I had just finished my shift and clocked out. I was putting my jacket on, grabbing my bag and my laptop computer, and just before stepping out of the office, a customer thinks they see someone in there and asks if anyone is in there. That was at the exact same time I was starting to exit the office. When I step out, with my jacket on and bag and computer on, this person asks me to help him out with some merchandise questions. I told him I was done for the day, but he still asked again. I referred him to the one only other associate at that time, who had a small line of people at the register. He wasn't really an SC, just seems stupid to ask someone who is obviously headed home.

    This happened on my day off, but one of my co-workers had a busy day, and still had customers checking out and even some shopping at closing. She turns half the lights off in the store, and the gate is halfway down, to discourage the "shoppers" from continuing to shop. My store is in the airport, which like the shopping malls, has our hours determined by the port, and with few exceptions all stores are supposed to open and close at the same times. Anyway when about to shut the gate, I heard that someone came in after seeing all the other stores closed, and said something like "I'm glad you guys are still open, but you don't make your store very inviting to customers".

    Also didn't happen to me or in my particular store, but a part time person that worked one time in another store in the airport had gotten everyone out and lowered the gate almost all the way, but so low you'd have to get on your belly and slide thru to make it in. Well guess what, she said that when she was closing her register, someone actually did that. She said "Excuse me, we're closed!" The person said "I didn't know you guys were closing!"

    Last one, again, didn't happen to me, but one of my assistant managers used to work at another store location in a nearby shopping mall. She went to close the gate after everyone was out of the store. The switch to close the gate however is somewhere in a place where you can't actually see the gate itself easily as it's closing. Well apparently, she said that a couple came into the store and actually ducked under the gate AS IT WAS COMING DOWN :-) and then heard them say "Phew.... at least we made it before they closed on us".

    Anyway, sorry for the length of this, just wanted to share some of the "interesting" closing experiences that either I've experienced or one of my co-workers has experienced :-)

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    I had many similar experiences during my stint at Dollar Tree. We had the gate that descended from the ceiling down to the floor and I can't tell you how many times people actually rolled or slid under it just as it hit the ground.
    There was one amusing instance, though.
    Seems this toddler decided to slip under the gate one evening as it was closing and I didn't see him. His mother, out in the mall talking with a friend, was equally oblivious to what happened.
    A few seconds after the gate closed completely, this blood-chilling shriek came out of nowhere. I guess once he realized he was 'caged' in, the kid panicked.
    Luckily, his mother wasn't the SC type and apologized for him.
    Oh, well. It was a good laugh to end the day with.
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    • #3
      Quoth Demonoid Phenomenon View Post
      Luckily, his mother wasn't the SC type and apologized for him.
      Oh, well. It was a good laugh to end the day with.
      I'm pretty surprised. Normally stupid mothers go berserk on people when their children wander off because they're not paying attention.
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      • #4
        At the Bread Co., we let people who got their food right before closing sit and eat while we clean. It's not so bad, but when they're leaving, they unlock the front door to get out and unfortunately, we don't catch it sometimes and don't relock it. Causing many people to stroll in thinking we're still open, while of course, I'm in a completely clean bakery with no pastries, bagels, or breads on display and hat-less.

        And I still have to tell them we're closed. *facepalm*

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        • #5
          Quoth mdog View Post

          Also didn't happen to me or in my particular store, but a part time person that worked one time in another store in the airport had gotten everyone out and lowered the gate almost all the way, but so low you'd have to get on your belly and slide thru to make it in. Well guess what, she said that when she was closing her register, someone actually did that. She said "Excuse me, we're closed!" The person said "I didn't know you guys were closing!"
          All I have to say for that one is OMG.

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          • #6
            None of ours are really annoying, just stupid.
            Most people are sane though and as soon as they see our middle door separator thing (so the doors can come up and down), and bring our displays and brochure stand in, that they realize that we are about to close. Many are kind enough to even ask if they can still come in with a few minutes remaining. Of course, then theirs others.

            We have ALL the lights off, store armed, doors locked where somebody runs up and asks if he can go in and get [random product]. This is 15mins after closing on a Saturday. I don't think any of us are going to reopen for you, and he took it fine thankfully, but then proceeded to rant how we didn't stock [product] he wanted anyway.

            The others are generally the ones that miss coming into the store by a couple of minutes. They stare at us, they look at their watch, then they stare at our trading hours sign, then knock again. Some don't give up and start screaming (had one of these last week, his sale was around $300, and he was paying with c/c, it was also within time that we could legally do the sale, so we did it. He STILL wanted a discount, we should be charging him more for coming in after hours), some will stand their and gawk at us through our front window for 15 minutes before giving up.
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            • #7
              ROFL!!

              Ok I know this is kinda opposite of topic, but I have a good one for ya.. picture this..

              It is the late August bank holiday Monday, our weekly food order had arrived, our weekly beer and bottle delivery had arrived... my manager and I (best buds at the time) were both nursing the worst hangovers of our lives after a huge night out together and it was the middle of Londons west end, (which is dead as a doornail on a public holiday!)

              We have food everywhere, boxes of wine and spirits everywhere, and we are both lying on the bar floor nursing some hair of the dog.. 3 times people came up to the pub entrance and windows, looked in, spotted me on the floor, bourbon in hand and asked "Are you open"
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              • #8
                Quoth Boochan View Post
                This is 15mins after closing on a Saturday. I don't think any of us are going to reopen for you, and he took it fine thankfully, but then proceeded to rant how we didn't stock [product] he wanted anyway.
                That's a fine bunch of sour grapes, right there.

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