You want me to WHAT?!?!?!?

[Darkwish]

This happened back in my days at a video game store. This actually happened to a coworker about an hour before I showed up for my shift so I just barely missed dealing with this one.

A guy comes in and asks for a coworker that had quit a few days prior.

CW: coworker of course!
SC: do you really need an explanation for this one?

CW: "Sorry, he no longer works here."
SC: "Do you know where he's working now or have is phone number?"
CW: "Nope, sorry. He quit and I don't know where he went or have any way to contact him."
SC: *sighs* "Shoot... I was going to pay him $200 to video tape me and my wife having sex..."
CW: ( TMI!!!)
(Note: I was told that this guy and his wife were the type you wouldn't want to see in swimwear, let alone naked and intimate.)

SC: "Since we can't get a hold of him, would you like to do it for us? We'll even throw in an extra $50 and I'll provide the equipment."
CW: "um... no thanks..."


Seriously, you just can't make this shit up!

[karath]

DAMN my overactive imagination!

What the hell, man? Why oh WHY would you ask a random stranger to tape your sex life?! Why would that thought stay in your head long enough to ask the random stranger in the first place? GAH!

Faith in humanity: I does not have it.

[Irving Patrick Freleigh]

SC: "Since we can't get a hold of him, would you like to do it for us? We'll even throw in an extra $50 and I'll provide the equipment."

Me: You sure? I'll probably be laughing too hard to hold the camera still.

[Jacen]

What the hell, man? Why oh WHY would you ask a random stranger to tape your sex life?! Why would that thought stay in your head long enough to ask the random stranger in the first place? GAH!

Homemade porn? Urg.. I know what you mean by overactive imagination through.

[rerant]

You know, for a lot less he could just get a tripod.
But I guess then he wouldn't get any neat angle shots.

[Becks]

Don't these people ever think of Craig's List?

[Bluenomi]

Maybe that's why he quit, he knew they we coming and had run out of excuses not to do it

[fish3k1]

Hey, I don't see much of a problem here, $250 for enduring lifelong mental scars, that's totally a fair deal. Did you get his number?

[Darkwish]

You know, for a lot less he could just get a tripod.
But I guess then he wouldn't get any neat angle shots.

That was one of the first things that came to mind - why not just get a tripod?

And why would you ask some random stranger you have never seen or met before to video tape your intimate moments?

Of course, I was giving him a hard time about this the rest of the week!

[BaristaTrav]

You could have told him they have these wonderful things called tripods these days.. but I guess he wanted every angle covered..

[Darkwish]

You could have told him they have these wonderful things called tripods these days.. but I guess he wanted every angle covered..

Probably wanted close-ups of the action too...