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  • A few more :headdesk:

    But my neighbor said:
    Had an insured who ONLY had his house policy through us. One day he calls and states his AUTO has been stolen from his driveway. I inform him that we don't carry his auto policy and he'll have to call them.

    SC: But my neighbor had his car stolen from HIS driveway and HE said that it would go under my HOMEOWNERS!
    Me: Anything inside the car, CD's, jackets, that kind of thing would go under your homeowners, but not the car itself.
    SC: But my neighbor said it would be covered under my homeowners!
    Me: Your neighbor was wrong. It's written in your homeowners policy that it's not covered.
    SC: Really? Prove it.
    Me: Sir, can you get the of your homeowers policy that we sent to you?
    SC: No. I'm not looking for it.

    It boiled down to me having to call our claims department to get a fax a detailed copy of a blank homeowners policy (we only kept the dec pages in our files), finding the exclusion, highlighting it and mailing it to him. Even after that he STILL tried to put claim it under his homeowners insurance policy.

    I'm going to my lawyer!

    A guy comes in and his bill was late. He made a partial payment and I informed him the remainder needed to be paid with in a week or the policy was going to cancel. I even wrote his payment and due date on his bill and signed it. He got pissed, said I was wrong and then said he was going to his lawyer over the late payment of $35 dollars or whatever.

    Ten mintues later he comes in waiving his PAST DUE bill.

    SC= Sucky Client
    Me= Someone who isn't anyone else.
    Italics= thoughts

    SC: My lawyer says I need to have this in writing.
    Me: Sir, that is in writing. The slip there states you paid $X and the remainder is due in a week.
    SC: No my lawyer wants it in a letter form on Company Letterhead.
    Me: Sure. Because a lawyer is going to charge you $400 an hour, and be able to see you, demand all this plus travel time. And you're back in my office in 10 minutes. Riiiiiight.
    *Writes letter stating $X amount was paid on date and $X amount was due before Y date or policy would cancel. Prints letter signs it and hands it to client.*
    SC:... looks it over, puts it in his pocket and leaves.

    Another ten minutes goes by and he's back.

    SC: My lawyer doesn't want this...
    Me: It's what you asked for.
    SC: My lawyer says it can't have "past due" on it. *Slaps down letter with his edits on it*
    Me: Well there is nothing I can do unless you pay that amount before that date. And sir, you're not fooling me. You didn't just see a lawyer again in that amount of time! I was born, but it wasn't yesterday.
    SC: But my lawyer said I can't have this on there. What are you going to do?
    Me: Well I can change the letter so it says, "Late Payment" but cannot take out Past Due with out recieving the money you owe.
    SC: Fine. *pays final amount*
    Me: Thank you, now your policy is paid in full. Your next bill will be the regular payment due on the regular due date.
    SC: But I need a letter for my lawyer stating it's paid in full.
    Me: Ok. *Ignores clients edits and retypes letter stating $X amount was paid on date, then insured came back and paid past due $X on date. Next bill will be $X due on Y date.*
    SC: ... Not happy with this letter. It has to say this and this and this or I don't have a case. Why didn't you use the edits I made.
    Me: Sir, since the amount WAS past due, I put that the payment was, but is no longer. I will not lie and risk my job over $35 that you owed. That is the final copy take it or leave it.
    SC: Fine. We'll just see what my lawyer says about this.
    Me:

    End result- Had he paid the full past due amount at the start, we wouldn't have done the letter dance. AND since he paid the full amount that was due, he proved that he was indeed late on his payments. Never saw him again. Case dismissed!
    You don't know what Hades is until you've worked at least one Christmas Season in a toy store that offers free gift wrapping.

  • #2
    What the hell sort of case did this guy think he had?

    I also like the fact that SC's will always take the word of any other idiot but not that of the person trained in that companies policies and procedures.

    But as always entertaining read.
    Am I sad because I am looking forward to the day when the people I will be dealing with will no longer be able to talk back?

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    • #3
      Sounds like he was trying to trick you into giving him a letter which said he was paid in full.
      You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem! --From Patch Adams

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      • #4
        Quoth InsuranceGuru View Post
        But my neighbor said:
        Had an insured who ONLY had his house policy through us. One day he calls and states his AUTO has been stolen from his driveway. I inform him that we don't carry his auto policy and he'll have to call them.

        It boiled down to me having to call our claims department to get a fax a detailed copy of a blank homeowners policy (we only kept the dec pages in our files), finding the exclusion, highlighting it and mailing it to him. Even after that he STILL tried to put claim it under his homeowners insurance policy.
        i'm guessing he didn't bother keeping up on his auto insurance, and hoped you would cover him...
        "I'm working for popcorn - what I get paid doesn't rise to the level of peanuts." -Courtesy of Darkwish

        ...Beware the voice without a face...

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        • #5
          What kind of lawyer can he have if not 10 minutes after he 1st arrived he was back there? You kinow what I think? I think he went home, sat down, & tried to figure out a way to scam you by thinking he would intimidate you into doing what he wanted by saying he's got a lawyer.
          Did he ever show you any real proof that he actually had a lawyer? Should have worn your hip boots cause the B.S. was THICK...lol.

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          • #6
            Quoth Bright_Star View Post
            What kind of lawyer can he have if not 10 minutes after he 1st arrived he was back there?

            Lionel Hutz.
            Now would be a good time to visit So Very Unofficial!

            "I've had so many nasty customers this week, my bottomless pit is now ankle-deep."-Me.

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            • #7
              Quoth NightWatch View Post
              i'm guessing he didn't bother keeping up on his auto insurance, and hoped you would cover him...
              That's the same thought I had. It would definitely explain his sudden demands for proof, and subsequent pwnage.
              A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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              • #8
                Dictionary: jackass (jăk'ăs')

                1) A male ass or donkey.

                2) A foolish or stupid person; a blockhead: “You've acted like an irrational jackass and it's time you stopped” (Margaret Truman).

                Thesaurus: jackass

                noun

                One deficient in judgment and good sense: ass, fool, idiot, imbecile, mooncalf, moron, nincompoop, ninny, nitwit, simple, simpleton, softhead, tomfool. Informal dope, gander, goose. Slang cretin, ding-dong, dip, goof, jerk, nerd, schmo, schmuck, turkey. See ability/inability.
                I will never go to school!

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                • #9
                  Re: BaristaTrav: 'Nuff said.
                  A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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                  • #10
                    Quoth IT Grunt View Post
                    Re: BaristaTrav: 'Nuff said.
                    Thank Miriam-Webster's. I simply cut and paste.
                    I will never go to school!

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