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    Not sucky people just odd. I only answer phones for about an hour a day and forward most of them to other departments.

    Me: yep!
    SL: strange lady

    Me: opening spiel
    SL: Wow, it's hard to find your phone number (it is hard to find in the phone book)
    Me: I understand it is hard to find, how can I help you?
    SL: I only have one leg and I have to climb through my car window to get in to drive and I am very tired.
    Me: (other line starts ringing) Ok, can you hold for a minute?
    SL: No, I had a hard time finding your phone number and I only have one leg and I have to climb through the car window to get in my car and I'm very tired.
    Me: I'm sorry, but you need to hold for one minute, I'm the only one here and I need to answer the other line. (I answer other line, put it on hold and come back to her)
    Me: Thanks for holding, how can I help you?
    SL: Starts rambling about plants.........
    Me: You need to speak to the master gardner, I can't help you with that, hold on while I transfer you.
    SL: No, your number's too hard to find and I only have one leg...
    Me: OK, just a minute while I get a master gardner for you.

    Next caller!

    Me: XXX is out of the office I'll transfer you to their voice mail
    SC: Great my voice is sore

    End of convo heard between older co-worker and IT guy

    IT: If you had fat 32 you would have to do that, but not with the system you have
    CW: Well, I have fat 58!

    (sorry, that last one about had me rolling!)

  • #2
    Quoth Syndrn View Post
    End of convo heard between older co-worker and IT guy

    IT: If you had fat 32 you would have to do that, but not with the system you have
    CW: Well, I have fat 58!

    (sorry, that last one about had me rolling!)
    Probably the IT guy as well. WTF is fat 58?

    It's probably one of those people who always seem to think they need to outdo the other person, and said that to make himself/herself look good.


    Eric the Grey
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    • #3
      Fat 58 (or FAT58) is really FAT64 with a lot of burned out sectors.
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      • #4
        Quoth Syndrn View Post
        SL: I only have one leg and I have to climb through my car window to get in to drive and I am very tired.
        Ok, how did you not burst out laughing when you heard this? WTF does that have to do with anything??? Bwahahahahaha!
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        • #5
          Quoth Eric the Grey View Post
          Probably the IT guy as well. WTF is fat 58?
          FAT58 is FAT32 with a hell of a lot more calories.
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