You are not helping me.

[PeopleRstupid]

No, I did help you, you just didn't like my answer moron!

I work for a very large shopping network.

SC: I bought this ring a year ago and I want to return it
Me: What is wrong with it?
SC: Nothing, I just don't like it anymore.
Me: I am sorry, unfortunately that is no longer returnable(we do have a system where we have to check every item a SC wants to return and if the computer says they can return it, they can)
SC: Why?
Me: Unfortunately it does not meet our return eligibility.

SC: You are not very helpful.

ME: I am sorry you feel that way, how else can I help you?
SC: You haven't helped at all, click.

[BookstoreEscapee]

How the hell do you think you can return something a year later just because you changed your mind?! Have a garage sale, geez.

[Aramika]

Have a garage sale, geez.

But that would require effort.

[Evil Queen]

Pawn shop, then?

[kiokushitaka]

I suspect the ring was a gift from a lover, but that the lover has now left and it is nothing but a bad memory to this person. And in such case, I have to say, "Get over it."

[BarbieGirl]

I suspect the ring was a gift from a lover, but that the lover has now left and it is nothing but a bad memory to this person. And in such case, I have to say, "Get over it."

well heck there's a website for this even i think its badboyfriendjewlery.com or something similar.

[Soulstealer]

well heck there's a website for this even i think its badboyfriendjewlery.com or something similar.

There's www.exboyfriendjewelry.com/ there's another one which I forgot the name of too. It's not bad, I bought a pair of garnet earrings from them.

[pope of the nextels]

couldnt you have just said "we cant take it back because we dont like YOU anymore"?

[PepperElf]

or... "Returns can only be for flaws (or whatever) after x amount of days. Changing your tastes after a year does not qualify."

but now i'm checking that link cos hey i always like bargains

[friendofjimmyk]

www.exboyfriendjewelry.com/.

Priceless. That's absolutely hilarious. I was checking it out and some of the descriptions made me giggle out loud. I had to explain myself to the other ladies I work with and they agree that its a great site!

[aniwahya]

It would be so much fun when they say that to reply with "I do not think that word means what you think it means."

[tropicsgoddess]

There's www.exboyfriendjewelry.com/ there's another one which I forgot the name of too. It's not bad, I bought a pair of garnet earrings from them.

I've heard about that website. Hell, I still have this 10 or 14k locket my ex gave me that I can hock on there...it's at my parent's house though up in some high shelf in a shoe box only I know about with all of his other mementos (that's the only hock-able one since the other shit in there is cheap).