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  • Guess what the SC did

    OK, so we're going to play a bit of a guessing game. Quite simple.

    So, let me set the scene: it's one hour and forty minutes before the bar opens. I am there sorting out the stock. Outside it is absolutely pouring down with rain outside, really bad. All of a sudden, I hear:

    TAP! TAP! TAP!

    I turn around and there is a customer at the door. He's a hotel guest (I know this because he was in the day before trying to check in at the bar) I go over and yell through the crack in the door.

    Me: Sorry sir, we don't open for another hour and forty minutes!

    Guess what the SC did.

    Did the SC....

    A) Return to the comfort and warmth of his hotel room?

    B) Return to the comfort and warmth of the hotel lobby?

    C) Find the comfort and warmth of one of the other bars down the street?

    D) Take shelter underneath one of the umbrellas in the garden?

    E) Stand in the freezing pouring rain, looking extremelly offended for FORTY minutes, and then storm off.

    What do you think he did?

  • #2
    I'll have an E please Bob.

    Not particularly sucky, just woefully stupid.
    "I can tell her you're all tied up in the projection room." Sunset Boulevard.

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    • #3
      I'll choose E for $50 Bob

      Serioulsy
      FORTY MINUTES???
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      • #4
        Quoth cinema guy View Post
        Not particularly sucky, just woefully stupid.
        Well, "Stupid" begins with an 'S'.
        "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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        • #5
          Quoth customersruinmylife View Post
          :

          Did the SC....

          A) Return to the comfort and warmth of his hotel room?

          B) Return to the comfort and warmth of the hotel lobby?

          C) Find the comfort and warmth of one of the other bars down the street?

          D) Take shelter underneath one of the umbrellas in the garden?

          E) Stand in the freezing pouring rain, looking extremelly offended for FORTY minutes, and then storm off.

          What do you think he did?

          Ooo! Ooo! Ooo! I know this one! Uh, it's B! No wait, D! D, right? No? Hold on! I know this....C! No wait, that's not my final answer. Can I use a life line? A? Its A isn't it? Is Q an option?

          How bout pie? That's my final answer - pie!

          Sorry, I have only had one cup of coffee this morning!
          "I'm still walking, so I'm sure that I can dance!" from Saint of Circumstance - Grateful Dead

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          • #6
            I pick E. Who stands out in the rain for forty minutes just to get a drink?!
            "But I don't want to be among mad people."
            You can't help that. We're all mad here. Every fucking one of us.

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            • #7
              Quoth Princess-Snake View Post
              I pick E. Who stands out in the rain for forty minutes just to get a drink?!

              *Raises hand excitedly!!!* Someone with a serious drinking problem!!

              He could have spent that forty minutes finding the local 7-11 or other purveyors of cheap booze and bought a entire bottle.
              "No, I will not poop a shopping cart out for you." - Irving Patrick Freleigh

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              • #8
                I can just see him in an AA meeting someday... "Once I was so desperate for a drink that I stood outside a bar for forty minutes in the pouring rain..."
                Ah, tally-ho, yippety-dip, and zing zang spillip! Looking forward to bullying off for the final chukka?

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                • #9
                  Quoth Bradester View Post
                  I can just see him in an AA meeting someday... "Once I was so desperate for a drink that I stood outside a bar for forty minutes in the pouring rain..."
                  "Even though I had just been told that it wouldn't open for an hour and forty minutes. Man I was stupid."
                  Excuse me, good sir paladin, can you direct me to your EVIL district?

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                  • #10
                    F) Call the police because you wouldn't let him in.
                    "Always stand near the door." -- Doctor Who

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                    • #11
                      i'll take death....


                      o wait, can i change my mind to cake? No? darn.

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                      • #12
                        I'll pick G) He started licking the glass and making obsene gestures with his hands.
                        I will never go to school!

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                        • #13
                          I take a capital F... you see..


                          never mind

                          (K)
                          I was not hired to respond to those voices.

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                          • #14
                            Was he offended because ... ?

                            A) You didn't open the door for him
                            B) You opened in 1 hour and 40 minutes and were abiding by this rule
                            C) You weren't going to slip the booze through the crack of the door
                            D) He was experiencing really bad gas
                            E) He is someone of high importance in his head and you didn't recognize this
                            F) He was trying the Jedi Mind trick on you only to realize that you're part Toydarian
                            This area is left blank for a reason.

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                            • #15
                              I vote letter H..

                              Kick the door in, walk up to the bar and demand to be served!

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