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*Phone rings at my store*
Boozy: Wine Store, this is Boozy speaking, how many I help you?
Loser: What time do you close?
Boozy: 6 pm sharp.
Loser: What time is it now?
Boozy: 10 minutes to 6.
Loser: Okay. Do you take cheques?
Boozy: No.
Loser: Hmm.
Boozy: ???
Loser: No cheques?
Boozy: No.
Loser: Okay, I'm on my way. I should be there in about 15 minutes.
Boozy: We'll be closed by then, sir. You've got nine minutes to get here.
Loser: What?! I thought you said it was 10 to six!
Boozy: That was one minute ago, sir.
Loser: Won't you wait for me? You know I'm coming.
Boozy: I can't wait for anyone. It is illegal for a retail store to sell alcohol after 6 pm on Sundays.
Loser: Whatever. I'll be there in 15 minutes, okay? *click*
I so hope he was. By that time, I would have been halfway home.
Boozy: Wine Store, this is Boozy speaking, how many I help you?
Loser: What time do you close?
Boozy: 6 pm sharp.
Loser: What time is it now?
Boozy: 10 minutes to 6.
Loser: Okay. Do you take cheques?
Boozy: No.
Loser: Hmm.
Boozy: ???
Loser: No cheques?
Boozy: No.
Loser: Okay, I'm on my way. I should be there in about 15 minutes.
Boozy: We'll be closed by then, sir. You've got nine minutes to get here.
Loser: What?! I thought you said it was 10 to six!
Boozy: That was one minute ago, sir.
Loser: Won't you wait for me? You know I'm coming.
Boozy: I can't wait for anyone. It is illegal for a retail store to sell alcohol after 6 pm on Sundays.
Loser: Whatever. I'll be there in 15 minutes, okay? *click*
I so hope he was. By that time, I would have been halfway home.
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