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  • Don't you kids have anything better to do?

    To preface, I'm the assistant manager of a local pizza place.

    I have one inside person helping me, and while we weren't busy, per se, I did have a few orders I was preoccupied with.

    The phone rings, the number comes up "Private" on the caller ID.

    Me: *Standard greeting*
    Snot-nose kid, in a goofy voice: "I like hamburgers. Do you sell hamburgers?"
    Me (exasperated, annoyed, and not willing to waste time on this shit): *Hangs up*

    ***Two minutes later***

    Phone rings, Private again.

    Me: *Standard greeting*
    Same snot-nosed kid: *Singing some hip-hop song that I don't remember now even though it was stuck in my head for like an hour afterward*
    Me: *Pushes one of the buttons on the phone's keypad so it emits a loud BEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP for a good 5-10 seconds, hangs up, and goes back to making pizzas for actual paying customers*

    Kid never called back.
    You're focusing on the problem. If you focus on the problem, you can't see the solution. Never focus on the problem! --From Patch Adams

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    Gotta admit, it must be better than making a fake order just to watch the fun when the driver arrives at your neighbour's house and they have no idea why.

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