Old one, but still funny.

[Plaidman]

I once had this guy trying to return a bunch of bottles we couldn't take. (We wouldn't have gotten credit for it).

He is yelling and bitching about it, but i have to stand my ground.

Well now he starts to threaten me. He promises that I will be FIRED because he is the husband of my DISTRICT manager.

Now, he was a very dirty, filthy smelly homeless looking man. I know the distract manager makes good money, but hey, maybe she likes that.

Oh wait.


She likes women, and was basically /married/ to her for all purposes.

But me, being the smartass I am.

"Well sir, then your the ugliest woman I've ever seen"

He had the confused look.

"Yeah, I know my distract manager. She's a lesbian".

His face contorted and he snarled, but shut up about the damn bottles, and left.

[NightWatch]

HAHAHAHAHA!!! Pwnage. You rock Plaidman

[Damien]

pwned majorly, awesome!

[blas]

Plaidman, I have one thing to say.....

*takes off her heels, clears her throat, assumes the position*



You rock!

[marasbaras]

my DISTRACT manager

What exactly does a distract manager do? Never heard of that job before.

[blas]

The DISTRACT manager tends to either flash his meat and two vegs or flash her ta tas to distract SCs from shoplifting.

[Plaidman]

While Plaidman and his poor typing powers meant
DISTRICT manager. It basically goes

President:
Vice President:
DISTRICT MANAGER: (3?)
AREA Manager (6 of these I think)
Store Manager: (106)
Assissant Manager
Clerk.

[jerkface11]

I love the I Know The Owner guys. I'm always like yeah I've known him since he was 16 or 17 he's pretty cool.

[aurelemsrealm]

LOL! Good story!

I also liked the "distract manager" bit. All companies need such a person.

That makes me wonder if we can hire pied pipers to attract and lead away all SCs who come to our workplaces.....

[Imogene]

That makes me wonder if we can hire pied pipers to attract and lead away all SCs who come to our workplaces.....

Come little children,
I'll take thee away,
to the backroom where the stock is plentiful
and your games are all worth $100 in trade in cash.

[karma_gypsy]

I love the "I Know The Owner" guys.

Yeah, I always wonder where they're trying to go with that statement ...

I work with the owner, I see him almost everyday ...


How often do you (the whiney customer) see him? Once every month or so? Yeah, that whole deal about going to get me fired or into trouble is going to go over real well ...

[jerkface11]

Yeah the owner basically thinks I can do no wrong. He knows that I treat people right and that I know how to do EVERYTHING. So yeah he's gonna fire me because some guy who met him once didn't get his way.