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  • "But you're supposed to hold them for me FOREVER!" (Longish)

    <BG>It's inevitable. Every year my store will do textbook reservations, IF students give us an ACCURATE copy of their schedule, and a CC # on the reservation form. If there's no CC#, the books are pulled, but if they aren't picked up and paid for within 2 weeks of the reservation being made, we put them back on the shelves, for other students to purchase. This is very clearly stated on the reservation form, and in any correspondence regarding reservations that go out between our store and the students.

    I think it's a pretty fair deal, personally. you reserve your books, then during the mad rush of the first week of school, you come in, get your books and go straight to the cash registers, instead of fighting the crowd, looking for the right class. We do the work for you, all you have to do is pay! </BG>

    So, I'm working at the textbook counter, doing something or other to prepare for the next summer session, and this little darling comes in with mommy and daddy and asks if he can have the books he reserved.

    I ask him his name, and look up the reservation, but it doesn't exist. Ok, no problem, it takes us a day or two to process the reservation when we get it, depending on how many we get in at a time. I asked him when he placed the order, and the following conversation ensued:

    Me: why, gods, why??
    DS: Dumb student
    DSM: Dumb student's mommy
    DSM: Dumb student's daddy
    K: Textbook manager
    Italics: Denotes thoughts and what I wish I could REALLY say.

    Me: Ok, usually it takes us a day or two to process and pull a reservation, sir. Did you prepay for them?
    DS: No, and I did the reservation a while ago. Maybe you spelled my name wrong. (Proceeds to spell out a name that isn't exactly rocket science, with no hidden silent letters.)
    Me: Nope, still nothing. When exactly did you reserve your books, sir? I can run into the back room and search for them on the shelf, since the computer seems to not have a record of it.
    DS: I did it in December! They're for my spring books, and I wanted to keep some of them!
    Me: December? Without a prepay?! I'm sorry, sir, but if you reserved them in December for the Spring term and didn't pay, we only set them aside for two weeks before they're returned to the sales floor.
    DSM: What?! That's ridiculous! My son needs his books! Why would you put them back out for other people to take!?
    Me: because he hasn't been in here for seven months to get them and the spring term is already over, and we're almost done with the first 3 summer terms! Well, without a prepay, we only hold the books for two weeks. It's our policy, I'm sorry.
    DSD: (To his son) Did you know this when you reserved them?
    DS: (Of course he answers) No! They didn't tell me! I want my books!
    Me: I'm sorry for the misunderstanding, sir. I can check and see if we still have some copies of the books you'd like to keep, and bring them to you, if you'd like.
    DS: I want the books I reserved! You lied to me! You didn't tell me you wouldn't hold I came to get them!
    Me: Sir, it's stated on the form you filled out in the first place, above where you enter credit card information.
    DSD: He did it online, and the computer didn't say anything about no 2 weeks!
    Me: Sir, it's printed on the confirmation page after the reservation is submitted. if no credit card information is entered, then the confirmation email states there is a two week holding period before the books are put back out on the shelves.
    DSM: (Insert colorful and creative expletives about my parentage, my sexuality, and my race)
    Me: I'm sorry, there's nothing I can do about the reservation, but if you would like me to see if we still have some of the titles you want in stock, I can search for them for you.
    DS: No, what's the point!?
    DSD: We DEMAND to speak to your manager! You have no right to treat my son this way! When they hear how rude and vile you've been, we'll have you fired!
    Me: What way!? I'm not the one spewing slurs everywhere and demanding I change policy just for you!
    (Now, here, I have to mention that my textbook manager sits at a desk behind the textbook counter, so he can help keep an eye on the section, and advise us on textbook issues right away, such as when we're expecting shipments, changes in pricing, etc, etc. So of course, I point to him sitting behind me, where he's overheard the entire exchange) Certainly, sir. Allow me to introduce you to my textbook manager, K.
    K: (Smiling pleasantly at them the entire time, while sitting at his desk with his hands behind his head) Hi, how can I help you fine folks this evening?
    DS: ...
    DSM: ...
    DSD: ...
    K: I see, well, if there's nothing else, I'm going to have to ask you to leave my store now. Have a great night!




    So, in closing, this asshat and his parents wanted me to keep a reservation for SEVEN MONTHS, after the entire semester finished, which ran from January to May. I'm wondering how in the hell he passed his classes in the first place without his books. Seriously, what?

    Ugh.

  • #2
    I'm amazed you didn't get to kick them out when the first bad word tumbled out of their mouths.
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    • #3
      Dude, he needed mommy and daddy to come with him...?

      Yeah, I'd have given them the boot at the first racial or ethnic slur.
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      • #4
        Three cheers for manager K! Too bad he didn't tell them they were banned
        A lion however, will only devour your corpse, whereas an SC is not sated until they have destroyed your soul. (Quote per infinitemonkies)

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        • #5
          What the fuck good are the books to him anyway, if the semester is already over?
          Way to argue over nothing, assholes.

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          • #6
            *blink*

            He took Mummy and Daddy to the bookstore with him??? I can almost understand a freshman dragging their parents around as they're getting set up - but it's the bookstore. Not exactly the most difficult part of college.

            How are these people getting into college?? *sigh*
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            • #7
              Quoth Evil Queen View Post
              I'm amazed you didn't get to kick them out when the first bad word tumbled out of their mouths.
              Unfortunately, no. They weren't threatening me with violence, so I couldn't do anything, according to store policy.

              Quoth Irving Patrick Freleigh View Post
              Dude, he needed mommy and daddy to come with him...?

              Yeah, I'd have given them the boot at the first racial or ethnic slur.
              Apparently mommy and daddy were there to pay for darling's books. That he didn't need anymore. Funny thing is, they were white, and I'm whiter than they are, so I'm not sure how race came into play.

              Quoth bainsidhe View Post
              Three cheers for manager K! Too bad he didn't tell them they were banned
              I agree. Although I get to refuse to serve them if they come back. K said to just call a manager as soon as they walk in the door next time, if there is a next time.

              Quoth rerant View Post
              What the fuck good are the books to him anyway, if the semester is already over?
              Way to argue over nothing, assholes.
              THAT'S what's been puzzling me! The semester is done! I have a few theories.
              1. he believed reserved = paid for (I have SO many stories about that...) and though once he pulled them off reserve, he could sell them back to us for profit.
              2. he bought his books online, sold them back already, then realized he needed some for another class and decided we'd still have them on reserve for him.
              3. he needed fuel for a bonfire to make s'mores.
              4. he needed something to level out that table that has one leg shorter than the others. Either that or a doorstop. Since he probably wasn't going to read them, or something...

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              • #8
                I was rolling my eyes the minute I read the SC's mommy and daddy were part of the cast.
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                • #9
                  you know... I must admit I'm guilty of bringing mommy with me before... but that was to right out rather large checks, nothing else (full ride at USU for out of state comes to about 15k a year)... now that I'm at a less expensive (and still somehow better school as far as faculty is concerned) it's possible for me to just use a duplicate of my mom's discover card that she has put me as an authorized signer on... maybe the SC's parents should try that trick also, takes no charge to add someone to a credit card and only a week or two to get the card sent out and then they don't even have to be in the same time zone for little pwecious to buy his books... and with the card number on the reservation it would never have come to the point of them being overly sucky anyway...
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                  • #10
                    No violence no violence no violence...

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                    • #11
                      I dunno...none of my books were SO expensive as to require Mom and Dad's assistance (the highest one was the $100 bio book/lab combo). And I also had my own credit card at 18. But then I'm in the liberal arts - some of my classes didn't even have books.
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                      Tony: "Everyone's counting on you, just do what you do best."
                      Abby: "Dance?" ~ NCIS

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                      • #12
                        Quoth smileyeagle1021 View Post
                        you know... I must admit I'm guilty of bringing mommy with me before... but that was to right out rather large checks, nothing else (full ride at USU for out of state comes to about 15k a year)... now that I'm at a less expensive (and still somehow better school as far as faculty is concerned) it's possible for me to just use a duplicate of my mom's discover card that she has put me as an authorized signer on...
                        At our store, there's no need to even go that far, actually, which is again, something else that puzzled me. See, if you're using you're parent's card, and they're at work or not with you, you can have them fax us a copy of the card, with their ID. We check to make sure names match, and that your name matches theirs, and done! After the transaction is completed, we shred the paper with the copy of the card. (for parents who don't want little darlings to have a copy of their CCs to use anytime they wish.)

                        OR, the parents send a blank check with darling that has their DL #, phone number and DOB on it. We call, make sure it's ok to run the check, and bingo. Done again.

                        In the time it took me to argue with little darling and his parents, I could've run at least 5-6 different transactions for students whose parents were in absentia. It's college. We know your parents may not be there, or may live in a different city/state. We make provisions for this.

                        Hell, if none of the above are something the parents want to do, they can order the books online, pay and opt for customer pick up in the store, with a note that their kids will be picking up the books.

                        There's a small percentage of kollij studints that are just 2 speshul.

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                        • #13
                          I'm surprised that the college doesn't have a no-tolerance policy on racial slurs. IN this day and age it's simply not done by any civilized individual. Antiquated sub-humans who do so should be ejected from said campus with instructions never to return.

                          Nothing makes my blood boil quicker.

                          Perhaps someone needs to post an article in the school paper to get them to institute one.


                          Eric the Grey
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                          • #14
                            Quoth Eric the Grey View Post
                            I'm surprised that the college doesn't have a no-tolerance policy on racial slurs.
                            Usually those only apply to the classroom. For example, if I were teaching a class and someone called me a cr*cker c**t, I could boot them out of my classroom immediately, the class permanently, and request disciplinary action be taken.

                            Bookstores...well, it depends on if it's a store owned/operated by the college itself or a private enterprise.

                            Also depends if it's a private university (which usually have stricter ethics codes that students must abide by at all times) or a state university (which tend to be more 'anything goes'). You don't usually get booted out of a state university unless you break a law.
                            "Even arms dealers need groceries." ~ Ziva David, NCIS

                            Tony: "Everyone's counting on you, just do what you do best."
                            Abby: "Dance?" ~ NCIS

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                            • #15
                              Quoth lupo pazzesco View Post



                              THAT'S what's been puzzling me! The semester is done! I have a few theories.
                              1. he believed reserved = paid for (I have SO many stories about that...) and though once he pulled them off reserve, he could sell them back to us for profit.
                              2. he bought his books online, sold them back already, then realized he needed some for another class and decided we'd still have them on reserve for him.
                              3. he needed fuel for a bonfire to make s'mores.
                              4. he needed something to level out that table that has one leg shorter than the others. Either that or a doorstop. Since he probably wasn't going to read them, or something...
                              oh oh oh oh i vote two!!!! that sounds like the thing to do

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