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  • "We're closed." "But I'm off from work!" (LOTS of language)

    Dear Everyone Who Finds It Fucking Necessary To Bitch At Me That Our Offices Are Closed For A Fucking National Holiday,

    I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL. I HOPE YOU BLOW YOUR FINGERS OFF WITH AN M-80 AND THE BONY CHUNKS EMBED THEMSELVES IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS AND YOU GO BLIND AND WHILE YOU'RE RUNNING IN A PANIC YOU TRIP AND FALL DOWN A 60-FOOT CLIFF BOUNCING OFF SHARP ROCKS AND OPEN-MOUTHED ASPS AND THEN YOU LAND IN A PATCH OF SALT-COVERED CACTUSES AND YOU DIE. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE.

    Very Sincerely,
    Mysty

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    Seriously, I've been at work for an hour and I've had a dozen people call me and get pissed that they couldn't come by and take care of whatever stupid-ass business they have because...get this... "But I have today off from work and it's my only chance to get this done!"

    ...and WHY precisely are you OFF FROM WORK? Is it because of the NATIONAL HOLIDAY? Which is the same reason our office is CLOSED?? And by the way, did you not notice the fact that we've HAD that "we'll be closed" announcement in our paper for the last MONTH, complete with our holiday weekend deadlines that have already whizzed past your head?

    YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR.
    "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

  • #2
    Quoth MystyGlyttyr View Post
    Dear Everyone Who Finds It Fucking Necessary To Bitch At Me That Our Offices Are Closed For A Fucking National Holiday,

    I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL. I HOPE YOU BLOW YOUR FINGERS OFF WITH AN M-80 AND THE BONY CHUNKS EMBED THEMSELVES IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS AND YOU GO BLIND AND WHILE YOU'RE RUNNING IN A PANIC YOU TRIP AND FALL DOWN A 60-FOOT CLIFF BOUNCING OFF SHARP ROCKS AND OPEN-MOUTHED ASPS AND THEN YOU LAND IN A PATCH OF SALT-COVERED CACTUSES AND YOU DIE. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE.

    Very Sincerely,
    Mysty
    Most awesome. I feel for you.
    My Wajas cave

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    • #3
      I just don't get this. I also had a customer today who just had to have her latpop back today. She nnnneeeeeedddddddddeeeeeeeeeddddddd it to be exact.. Normally I would have told her tough but she is a new client referred from a good client so I took it to her.

      Personally I think everyone should be off on holidays and I make every effort not to go to any store. I figure the store clerks need a holiday a hell of a lot worse than I do and I needed one pretty bad.

      Steve B.

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      • #4
        lol, i am making 25 dollars and hour to be here today. im happy.
        My sanity has been dripping out of me my whole life, today they turned on the faucet.....

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        • #5
          I had to go to Target today (I really had to) and the clerk was really...chipper. In a good way.
          "Even arms dealers need groceries." ~ Ziva David, NCIS

          Tony: "Everyone's counting on you, just do what you do best."
          Abby: "Dance?" ~ NCIS

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          • #6
            Your rant just about killed me.
            FYI I shared its awesomeness with friends.

            In the meantime we need to figure out how to rig phones to blow up on the other end at the touch of a button.

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            • #7
              Quoth rerant View Post
              In the meantime we need to figure out how to rig phones to blow up on the other end at the touch of a button.
              I thought about that and realized that I'd probably just start answering the phone with such a device, within about a week.

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              • #8
                Quoth rerant View Post
                In the meantime we need to figure out how to rig phones to blow up on the other end at the touch of a button.
                I'm still trying to figure out how to stab people in the face through the telephone.

                Patience....
                Knowledge is power. Power corrupts. Study hard. Be evil.

                "I never said I wasn't a horrible person."--Me, almost daily

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                • #9
                  Quoth MystyGlyttyr View Post
                  I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL. I HOPE YOU BLOW YOUR FINGERS OFF WITH AN M-80 AND THE BONY CHUNKS EMBED THEMSELVES IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS AND YOU GO BLIND AND WHILE YOU'RE RUNNING IN A PANIC YOU TRIP AND FALL DOWN A 60-FOOT CLIFF BOUNCING OFF SHARP ROCKS AND OPEN-MOUTHED ASPS AND THEN YOU LAND IN A PATCH OF SALT-COVERED CACTUSES AND YOU DIE. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE.
                  C'mon Mysty tell us how you really feel....


                  I think the Asps and salt covered cacti really hammered it home-good thing I had finished my soda before reading this......
                  Honestly.... the image of that in my head made me go "AWESOME!"..... and then I remembered I am terribly strange.-Red dazes

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                  • #10
                    I'm just wondering- why are you there if your company is closed?
                    It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
                    -Helen Keller

                    I got this av from Court Records, made by Croik!

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                    • #11
                      C'mon mysty, let it all out. Umm, is that an M16?
                      I AM the evil bastard!
                      A+ Certified IT Technician

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                      • #12
                        Mysty, can I bring along some frozen pineapples for good measure?
                        Unseen but seeing
                        oh dear, now they're masquerading as sane-KiaKat
                        There isn't enough interpretive dance in the workplace these days-Irv
                        3rd shift needs love, too
                        RIP, mo bhrionglóid

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                        • #13
                          I didn't mind working July 4th at Store1. It's right next to the racetrack which does fireworks, so at a certain point the only people coming there are those who want to park in the parking lot. They're not there to shop; they come in to use the bathroom and go to Starbucks. Smart people don't come in to shop because they know there will be no parking. So it's a really quiet day, and they close early. And we're out in time to see the fireworks and we've already gotten a good parking spot.
                          I don't go in for ancient wisdom
                          I don't believe just 'cause ideas are tenacious
                          It means that they're worthy - Tim Minchin, "White Wine in the Sun"

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                          • #14
                            Quoth mariamousie1 View Post
                            I'm just wondering- why are you there if your company is closed?
                            I work at a newspaper. The newsroom is still operational. But the things these people wanted...classifieds, ad production, etc., were not. The building was locked up with only me, one editor, one reporter, and one photographer on duty.
                            "Maybe the problem just went away...maybe it was the magical sniper fairy that comes and gives silenced hollow point rounds to people who don't eat their vegetables."

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                            • #15
                              Quoth MystyGlyttyr View Post
                              I work at a newspaper. The newsroom is still operational. But the things these people wanted...classifieds, ad production, etc., were not. The building was locked up with only me, one editor, one reporter, and one photographer on duty.

                              I see. Just more people wanting you and everyone else to revolve your life around them.
                              It is a terrible thing to see and have no vision.
                              -Helen Keller

                              I got this av from Court Records, made by Croik!

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