Dear Everyone Who Finds It Fucking Necessary To Bitch At Me That Our Offices Are Closed For A Fucking National Holiday,
I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL. I HOPE YOU BLOW YOUR FINGERS OFF WITH AN M-80 AND THE BONY CHUNKS EMBED THEMSELVES IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS AND YOU GO BLIND AND WHILE YOU'RE RUNNING IN A PANIC YOU TRIP AND FALL DOWN A 60-FOOT CLIFF BOUNCING OFF SHARP ROCKS AND OPEN-MOUTHED ASPS AND THEN YOU LAND IN A PATCH OF SALT-COVERED CACTUSES AND YOU DIE. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE.
Very Sincerely,
Mysty
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Seriously, I've been at work for an hour and I've had a dozen people call me and get pissed that they couldn't come by and take care of whatever stupid-ass business they have because...get this... "But I have today off from work and it's my only chance to get this done!"
...and WHY precisely are you OFF FROM WORK? Is it because of the NATIONAL HOLIDAY? Which is the same reason our office is CLOSED?? And by the way, did you not notice the fact that we've HAD that "we'll be closed" announcement in our paper for the last MONTH, complete with our holiday weekend deadlines that have already whizzed past your head?
YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR.
I FUCKING HATE YOU ALL. I HOPE YOU BLOW YOUR FINGERS OFF WITH AN M-80 AND THE BONY CHUNKS EMBED THEMSELVES IN YOUR EYE SOCKETS AND YOU GO BLIND AND WHILE YOU'RE RUNNING IN A PANIC YOU TRIP AND FALL DOWN A 60-FOOT CLIFF BOUNCING OFF SHARP ROCKS AND OPEN-MOUTHED ASPS AND THEN YOU LAND IN A PATCH OF SALT-COVERED CACTUSES AND YOU DIE. YOU GO TO HELL AND YOU DIE.
Very Sincerely,
Mysty
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Seriously, I've been at work for an hour and I've had a dozen people call me and get pissed that they couldn't come by and take care of whatever stupid-ass business they have because...get this... "But I have today off from work and it's my only chance to get this done!"
...and WHY precisely are you OFF FROM WORK? Is it because of the NATIONAL HOLIDAY? Which is the same reason our office is CLOSED?? And by the way, did you not notice the fact that we've HAD that "we'll be closed" announcement in our paper for the last MONTH, complete with our holiday weekend deadlines that have already whizzed past your head?
YOU LOSE, GOOD DAY SIR.
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