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  • Lame crap social crunts do for fun

    Ok I guess we all have a fairly low idiot threshold but please show me the school of business thought that says we have to put up with their stupid crap and pretend to go along with their socially deficient ways with joyous abandon.

    Some of the lame crap I have to put up with

    Hen's parties arriving unannounced. Hey guess what you are in a public place. And it's daylight. Covering yourselves in fake Tiaras and looking like a $5 hooker is not cool. Drinking from a penis shaped cup is not cool. Playing crude word games in front of my other customers and their children is not cool. No I don't want to take a photo of you. Please get back on your bus and go. I really hope that nasty rash clears up before the first of your 4 weddings.

    Backpackers and Hakysack. 4 van loads of underwashed under fed Germans/Australians/Americans/Isralelis on a daytrip from the local youth hostel tasting everything we have on offer then spending 30 minutes plaing hakysack all over the gravel car park so actual customers have nowhere to park. Oh you fell over on the stones and grazed yourself. Poor you. That must really hurt. Diddums. Sorry i don't have any plasters. Would a tampon do instead?

    Oh look! It's a teddy bear! Big deal. Your travelling the world with your teddy bear and get photos of it in every place you go. Please don't try and get me to say how neat and original that is. I just can't. Really. I'm not nearly as much fun as you are.

    Morris Dancers. Also in the carpark. I wasn't actually here for that one but i have a visual and according to the staff it was funny in a tragic kind of way.
    Last edited by portia911; 07-28-2008, 01:13 AM.
    Yes. I know my typing sucks but I have a large orange cat sitting on my keyboard and a small disturbed dog trying to sniff his butt

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    Thankfully around here, the bachelorette parties stick to bars and other adult places only.

    The other weekend, one party was so drunk they left their giant inflatable penis by the dart boards. I had a fun time squeezing the balls and pointing and laughing when my boyfriend didn't realize he was standing right in front of the head.
    You really need to see a neurologist. - Wagegoth

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      Quoth portia911 View Post
      Oh you fell over on the stones and grazed yourself. Poor you. That must really hurt. Diddums. Sorry i don't have any plasters. Would a tampon do instead?
      As abrasions do tend to bleed, it would indeed do very nicely. And the little dangly string just says I'm an Idiot to Play Hackeysack on Gravel so well.....

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        Quoth portia911 View Post
        Morris Dancers. Also in the carpark. I wasn't actually here for that one but i have a visual and according to the staff it was funny in a tragic kind of way.
        Whilst I dislike watching Morris Dancers they are useful, if they perform at a pub it's normally got good real ale
        Lady, people aren't chocolates. D'you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard filling. Dr Cox - Scrubs

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