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  • Well, Duh.

    Good Morning, thanks for visiting Blamco. You want to return your two-day old gazebo because it's broken? In what way?

    You mean to tell me you set it up under a tree because you felt something that provides shade also needs to be put in shade, and even though you knew well enough in advance severe storms would be ripping through New England on Thursday you left the canopy up? Even though the specific type of gazebo you bought pops up and comes down in less time than it takes for you to blink?

    And those 60 mph winds sent how many tree branches through that canopy? 5? And you want how much back? $350? When we sold it to you for $200?

    No. First off, you say you've lost your receipt, so I shouldn't even be talking to you at this point. Second, you're an asshat to think that tiny little gazebo would hold up to 60 mph winds, when it barely stands 30. Third, random acts of God are just that. Fourth, WTF was it doing under a tree??

    Do your little shifty-whiny dance, because it makes me laugh and as far as I am concerned, I'm done here. You want the manager? He'll tell you the same thing, because it's what he told me to say after you shouted his ear off on the phone not 20 minutes earlier. No, we don't sell replacement covers. Don't ask me why we don't and stand there with your hand out, waiting expectantly to get one. Not happening.

    Thanks and have a nice day.

  • #2
    Nice....


    What a tard..

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    • #3
      Quoth Nashida View Post
      No. First off, you say you've lost your receipt, so I shouldn't even be talking to you at this point. Second, you're an asshat to think that tiny little gazebo would hold up to 60 mph winds, when it barely stands 30.
      Did they tell you their receipt blew away in the winds?
      I ride the time, it unfolds a new day,
      another time, this world would fade away
      To find true love, is like no other joy,
      our choice is here
      be happy for today

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      • #4
        Mwahahahahaha of for heavens sake! What a dumb arse!

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        • #5
          next he'll be wanting you to come and clean up all the branches in the garden that blew off the tree
          Yes. I know my typing sucks but I have a large orange cat sitting on my keyboard and a small disturbed dog trying to sniff his butt

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          • #6
            Quoth COMINATCHA View Post
            Did they tell you their receipt blew away in the winds?
            No, it was the classic "Who keeps a receipt for a gazebo?" excuse. XD

            And she ('twas a female) brought the canopy in to try to prove us wrong today. Looked like the world's biggest piece of Swiss cheese. We still didn't give her a refund.

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            • #7
              Quoth Nashida View Post
              And she ('twas a female) brought the canopy in to try to prove us wrong today. Looked like the world's biggest piece of Swiss cheese. We still didn't give her a refund.
              Bwhahahaha! All that did is prove you right, as damage like that is obviously environmental, not a defect.
              A fact of life: After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says W T F.....

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              • #8
                Whenever I hear of a gazebo, I think of the story of Eric and the Dread Gazebo, known to most gamers.

                Gazebos are dangerous things.
                "I am not able rightly to apprehend the kind of confusion of ideas that could provoke such a question."

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                • #9
                  This story made my giggle. What a weenie.
                  "Lady, people aren't chocolates. Do you know what they are mostly? Bastards. Bastard-coated bastards with bastard fillings"-Dr. Perry Cox

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